Which two off-topicers would you want at your side in the event of a zombie apocalypse?
Alt: Would you rather lose both arms or both legs?

Altalt: Have you ever been to a gig where the support band is better than the main act?

Altaltalt: Chuddy. Great stuff or a blight on our footpaths?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:11, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

THREADSTOMP!!!!!
Fuck off Bill Clay IITIYRN
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Ape - zombies would be looking for brains so we'd be safe
swipe - to comment on their frightful footwear and dress sense

Alt:
Legs

AltAlt:
Ugly Kid Joe and Van Halen both kicked the ass of Bon Jovi

AltAltAlt:
Lovely stuff
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Why would you have gone to see any of those bands?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)

I was 18 and with a pretty blonde girl

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:29, Reply)

B3th that way they would all eat themselves Dead??????
or at least it would give me a few weeks to escape
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Monty - he knows how to survive with no money in a wasteland like East london
Rory - cos we'd be bezzies i reckon

altalt: Red fang before Mastodon were really good, not better, but really good.

wtf is chuddy?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Chuddy is chewing gum

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Fuck off with your zombies you cupcayke flidmo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Fuck off with your stray y's Pratchett

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:10, Reply)