I'm going to make a suggestion here - it's pretty crazy but here goes:
Why don't we make ALL Thursdays 'Chicken Thursday' from here on? We all have chicken, maybe a little CHICKEN CHAT, I dunno, maybe have some chicken badges or something, mebbe a special handshake etc etc?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:53, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Could it even have it's own theme tune
maybe something by "Wings"?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Don't be fucking stupid HH.
It would be Spitting Image's The Chicken Song.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Could we get Alice Cooper to do a new version?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Alice Cooper owns a resturant in Las Vegas that is the fucking bomb.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I bet he's glad he hatched that plan

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Your eggs are zackly.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:08, Reply)

"Band on the Chicken Run"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Cor that sounds right good mister b
We could even do something for the vegetarians
Like sterilise them
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:01, Reply)

I'm on it O'Bhan
www.quorn.co.uk/products/12/chicken-style-pieces
www.quorn.co.uk/products/63/roast-chicken-style-slices
www.quorn.co.uk/products/66/chicken-style-mushroom-pies
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:04, Reply)

I did this roast chicken last week, right, and somehow it made the carrots I put it on magical.
They were so fucking nice, like really really super-strong unami flavoured.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:04, Reply)