WELCOME TO /TALK

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:34, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:35, Reply)

even in its heyday
this place never had half the mentals that /talk did
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:35, Reply)

That's why everyone thinks it's shit.
Bou was a masterpiece, and you haven't even got a Ding.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:37, Reply)

no one even talks about how they keep their used tampons in their pocket : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)

they weren't tampons
they were jam rags.

this is worse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)

ew.
Jamrags are nearly as bad as mooncups.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:41, Reply)

"you fucking human mooncup"
best. line. ever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)

wtf is a mooncup?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:51, Reply)

ahahahahaha
go on, google it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:52, Reply)

I think I might not at work, thanks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:52, Reply)

You totally should, you're missing out.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:53, Reply)

srsly do it
you won't regret it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I dunno, surely you can fold a jam rag over?
Tampons are completely covered in it, aren't they?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:42, Reply)

jam rags are bigger
and a few hours ahead of tampons on the smell factor

on balance: both fail but jam rags fail more
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)

This is a level of vaginal hygiene insight I really did not need.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:56, Reply)

it's just based on what blob todd taught me
may she rest in peace
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:57, Reply)

I hope she's alright, I've not spoken to her in years.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)

maybe getting laid will have made her less mental

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)

right yeah offtopic has had the biggest mentals no word of a lie there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:37, Reply)

We have the biggest *spastics*
And quite a lot of headwrongs. But not proper bert-level mentals.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)

robert WAS offtopic
eds meds
robert and his girlfriend becky
hairpot
workboresme
james boring woods
the stig
blaireau69
kaol
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:39, Reply)

And how many of those were rory?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)

hahaha

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)

excuse me i'm not self diagnosed mental ACTUALLY

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:41, Reply)

i'm we're
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:42, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)

hmmmm
edmund and the cat throwing/fake rogering and the sister fucking and the slaggy feminism.

how does that compare to the cock in a sock racism and the south african mad woman and the sani-pad hoarding though?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Man, I've missed so many meltdowns on here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Edmund had a tv programme, and a number of national newspaper articles
and hairpot was another daily mail entry
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:43, Reply)

plus incest trumps everything really

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:43, Reply)

It's the number one game for the whole family!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Bert MonkeySex
Menkle: 9
Incest: 10
Insults: 5
Pictures: 7
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)

pictures 11 more like

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Ah, but did any of them start irl stalking people and making threatening phonecalls to employers?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:43, Reply)

there was a bloke on offtopic who looked exactly like Gollum.
he was a virgin and everything BEAT THAT
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:45, Reply)

no supermatting though

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:46, Reply)

But that WAS Supermatt, wasn't it?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)

wellgroomedwookie
www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/wgw.jpg
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Jesus christ.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:51, Reply)

"cyber goth" is a good look on anyone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:53, Reply)

He's actually a good lad, despite the wardrobe challenges he faces.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:02, Reply)

i miss that rory lyon

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)

we all do :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)

is that worse than fucking your own sister?
i don't think i want to know the answer to this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Yeah but that was lies though, wasn't it?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)

sadly not

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:49, Reply)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)

i can't see that
is it a mooncup?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:03, Reply)

That's odd, it broke, hang on.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:09, Reply)