It is a very long neck, and she's no Nancy. But I think she's my second choice.
Who do you choose after that welsh one?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:59, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

wait who's the welsh one?
nancy isn't welsh!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:01, Reply)

You two should get a room.
;-)
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:03, Reply)

We did once but we got cockblocked by another b3tan just 'cus she's got a fanny.
true story, swear down.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:04, Reply)

Those pesky fanny packers!
Pfft!
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:08, Reply)

It wasn't just her fanny gobs was packin', if you know what I mean ! WAY HAY

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:10, Reply)

up top!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:10, Reply)

*Fives*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:11, Reply)

mind you, that claire, i like that she's horrible
and a bit nuts
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:26, Reply)

I don't go for the 'fit' ones, I prefer 'pretty' to 'fit'.
I guess maybe I'm borring that way.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:31, Reply)

i only like er cos she's nuts
she probably isnt nuts in real life
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:34, Reply)

I donno maybe donno

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 20:33, Reply)

I thought you liked the welsh one, erm, forgot her name now. You know, the welsh one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:04, Reply)

cant remember, maybe i did! nancy though, you're right about nancy

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:10, Reply)

Deffo.
What do you think I should put in my Plenty Of Fish profile?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:15, Reply)

i really reckon you should put that you like watching hollyoaks and eating chinese takeaways and going for long walks
around the room
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:20, Reply)

I've gone right off chinese food, I'd hate to lie.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:22, Reply)

oh noes! well at least put
that you like to cook
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:24, Reply)

Yup, I'll put that one down

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:25, Reply)

put that you know me, that'll go down well
soz, i am not good at this sort of thing, i haven't got an online dating profile mainly cos i have no idea what to put in these things
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:27, Reply)

Maybe I could write one for you?
I wouldn't mind.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:31, Reply)

i dunno man i dunno, i do not know go on then

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:40, Reply)

I'm not very good at this so I've got my good friend to write this out for me.

Hi, my name is Eds. I'm a pretty tall loveable oaf. I'm a chef who loves to cook and really enjoys food, my best dish is [best dish], but I'm just as happy down the greasy spoon as I am up for some posh-nosh. I'm very tall, 6'4", and it's true what they say about tall people; they give fantastic hugs.

There's nothing more that I love to do than to go for a run with my dog, Mungo. She's a life saving [bread] who never fails to make me smile, even when she's had a go at the pillows [insert the picture of when mungo ate that pillow].

I can't narrow down my favorite bit of media, but I really like the following books/films/music
- [books]
- [films]
- [music]

So, if you're interested in hooking up, please do get in contact.

Cheers

- [name]
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 20:33, Reply)

i'm not that short!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 21:13, Reply)

What size are you? I know you're loveably tall.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 21:18, Reply)

slightly taller than that
i should probably mention how cool i am too
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 21:27, Reply)