Lamb chops, fuck yeah', comin' to shave the mother fucking day-ay
Lamb Chops, fuck yeah', comin' to save the mother fuckin day-yeah.

So, facebook have decided to take over phones, they're doing their own kindda maybe flavour of Android. Looks alright so far, I mean, if you're an android user.

Anyone seen gobs about? Can you let him know that I'm looking for him.

Generic Evening Thread
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:36, 43 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i'm right here!
xx
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:38, Reply)

Oh good, you alright mate? you had any rainbow fruit cocktail yet?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:39, Reply)

no! i don't even know what that is!
i took mungo for a walk today and i started throwing a stick for her and i threw one right over her head and she leapt up and followed the stick with her head but not her body and ended up falling onto her back like a total spastic
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:40, Reply)

It's the best combination of fruit cocktail that you can get in the supermarkets. Second best is Melon Melody.
The Melon Melody just has different types of melon but the Rainbow one has all the melons and grapes and mango and pineapple, and it's colour coded like a sunset too. Really perks my day up. Plus the rainbow one is the biggest one.

Haha, I love stories of you and mungo, you should get dotmund to write an adventure book about you two. I reckon Mungo is like prozack.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:48, Reply)

she's better than prozac, she's better than anything!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:49, Reply)

i was laughing my face off at her stupidity,
in the park
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:49, Reply)

What about Tilly from Hollyoaks?
I reckon nobody would pick her so she might go with me, and my penis is really small its basicly an oversized clit, so she won't mind that either.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:54, Reply)

she's got a stupid neck

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:57, Reply)

It is a very long neck, and she's no Nancy. But I think she's my second choice.
Who do you choose after that welsh one?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:59, Reply)

wait who's the welsh one?
nancy isn't welsh!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:01, Reply)

You two should get a room.
;-)
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:03, Reply)

We did once but we got cockblocked by another b3tan just 'cus she's got a fanny.
true story, swear down.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:04, Reply)

Those pesky fanny packers!
Pfft!
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:08, Reply)

It wasn't just her fanny gobs was packin', if you know what I mean ! WAY HAY

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:10, Reply)

up top!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:10, Reply)

*Fives*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:11, Reply)

mind you, that claire, i like that she's horrible
and a bit nuts
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:26, Reply)

I don't go for the 'fit' ones, I prefer 'pretty' to 'fit'.
I guess maybe I'm borring that way.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:31, Reply)

i only like er cos she's nuts
she probably isnt nuts in real life
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:34, Reply)

I donno maybe donno

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 20:33, Reply)

I thought you liked the welsh one, erm, forgot her name now. You know, the welsh one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:04, Reply)

cant remember, maybe i did! nancy though, you're right about nancy

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:10, Reply)

Deffo.
What do you think I should put in my Plenty Of Fish profile?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:15, Reply)

i really reckon you should put that you like watching hollyoaks and eating chinese takeaways and going for long walks
around the room
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:20, Reply)

I've gone right off chinese food, I'd hate to lie.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:22, Reply)

oh noes! well at least put
that you like to cook
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:24, Reply)

Yup, I'll put that one down

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:25, Reply)

put that you know me, that'll go down well
soz, i am not good at this sort of thing, i haven't got an online dating profile mainly cos i have no idea what to put in these things
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:27, Reply)

Maybe I could write one for you?
I wouldn't mind.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:31, Reply)

i dunno man i dunno, i do not know go on then

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:40, Reply)

I'm not very good at this so I've got my good friend to write this out for me.

Hi, my name is Eds. I'm a pretty tall loveable oaf. I'm a chef who loves to cook and really enjoys food, my best dish is [best dish], but I'm just as happy down the greasy spoon as I am up for some posh-nosh. I'm very tall, 6'4", and it's true what they say about tall people; they give fantastic hugs.

There's nothing more that I love to do than to go for a run with my dog, Mungo. She's a life saving [bread] who never fails to make me smile, even when she's had a go at the pillows [insert the picture of when mungo ate that pillow].

I can't narrow down my favorite bit of media, but I really like the following books/films/music
- [books]
- [films]
- [music]

So, if you're interested in hooking up, please do get in contact.

Cheers

- [name]
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 20:33, Reply)

i'm not that short!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 21:13, Reply)

What size are you? I know you're loveably tall.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 21:18, Reply)

slightly taller than that
i should probably mention how cool i am too
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 21:27, Reply)

I hate melon
Therefore almost all fruit salads are hellish for me.

:(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Even watermelon filled with vodka on a boiling hot day that has been kept in the cooler on the beech with all your loved ones around you and the dogs splashing in the sea?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:11, Reply)

I'll take the bottle of vodka and throw the melon at people.
Whole.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:16, Reply)

You're mental.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:25, Reply)

stuck at work when everyone else is in the pub low fives

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:17, Reply)

Cheers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:19, Reply)

That's why you're getting the big-bux though

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:22, Reply)

urgh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:37, Reply)

STill therE?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 20:16, Reply)