I had a hash brown on my plate
but as it was under the toast the lady at the till didn't charge me the 12p. I feel guilty about it every day.
( Peej, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:20, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

This is worse than anything Barryfromeastenders ever did. You should feel ashamed PJ. ASHAMED.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:24, Reply)

I may have to kill myself

( Peej, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Stunned and Jeff will take care of that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:27, Reply)

I may very well be meeting MrDogFucker in 2 short weeks

( Peej, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:28, Reply)

The challenge when meeting Jeff is to see if you can beat the record he and I set; 12 pints in 12 pubs by 12am.
Others have tried. None have succeeded.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:29, Reply)

You cheated by driving to each pub

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:30, Reply)

That's the good thing about Brizzle; lots and lots of pubs within walking distance of each other.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:32, Reply)

sounds like York

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:33, Reply)

Or any other large town/city just saying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:34, Reply)

Not Coventry :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:36, Reply)

troo
But York is famed for its large number of pubs. A lot of them are shit tho.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:36, Reply)

i thought halifax had more pubs per square mile than anywhere else in the uk?
although most of them are shut now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Others may have tried
but I won't be. I have a train to pastyland the next moring
( Peej, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Poofter.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)

I'll have to be in bed by 11
Tell you what I'll make up for it by having 13 pints in 13 pubs before 11pm
( Peej, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Good lad.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Since I've completed both the Monopoly and the Circle line pub crawls
The Circle line one twice

then I can safely say "done"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 9:31, Reply)

It is the honourable thing you can do.
Remember: it's down the tracks, not across the road.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:28, Reply)

I'd rather do something dramatic
You know like the cheese wire round neck bungee cord superglue your hands to your ears thing so you are left swinging with your decapitated head in your hands. Why people don't do this all the time I don't know, it would be totally amazing.
( Peej, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:30, Reply)

you wouldn't be swinging, though, would you? Your head would have come off, leaving you unattached to anything.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Thats where the bungee cord comes in
LEARN TO READ LIC!
( Peej, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Driving to work today I wore my sunglasses
In honour of our fallen brother Barryfromeastenders

In honour of our fallen brother Barryfromeastenders

Because the sun was in my eyes TRUSTORY
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:27, Reply)

Who is Ory? and Why should I trust them?

( Peej, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:28, Reply)