Did anyone else forget to have their post vasectomy check done because I did!
I could still be fertile. But don't worry kids, I spunked up in a pot and posted it through the doctors letter box this morning. I forgot the fill in the label on the pot but I did wrap a note around it with my name and date of birth so hopefully they will work it out, either that or call the police.
( Peej, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So your story is you had a wank this morning?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Yes, in to a pot
the hardest part was finding pictures of YM online
( Peej, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)

You should have gazzed one of us - there are loads available.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Ultra wide-angle lenses are pretty rare.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 9:05, Reply)

I haven't had a vasectomy
but I do post pots of my semen to people anonymously.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Tangy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:45, Reply)

I break into people's houses
and anonymously give them vasectomies.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

I thought I woke with less pubic hair and more scars than usual.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 9:05, Reply)