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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I got away with TWO speeding infractions. Two!
Totes because of my amazeballs driving skillZ!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 9:47, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Don't you mean the incompitance of the system?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Ironic spelling lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Or your incompetence at spelling

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)
BING BONG, IRONY CHECK IN AISLE FOUR PLEASE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 9:59, Reply)
YESSIR MISSER BRITASSS

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)
No, cos speedos over-read and the police allow 10% as well.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)
And if you suck on a teaspoon then that knocks off 5%

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)
No, that lowers breathalyser readings by half.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 9:55, Reply)
It also helps if you're driving a big Merc and in Poland

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)
*FACEPALMS*
I WARNED YOU MONTS, But did you listen to me.....

Did you fuck now look what has happened
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)
You want to watch your back, son.
I'm a wanted man in two counties.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Have you found your new ride yet?
I saw a wicked Lancia Integra for sale the other day
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Honda Integra, or Lancia Integrale?
The two are easily confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Whoops the second
the Honda can go suck donkey balls
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)
My boss has an Integrale.
The steering wheel's on the wrong side, leading to some *hilarious* 'I got into the driver's seat' adventures.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)
I was taken around part of a rally track in one in the early 90's
That scared the fuck out of me
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

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