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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going to have a fucking massive lunch today.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:07, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
What have you seen on the Sainers "about to go off" shelf then?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)
I have that excitement still to come!!!
It's like a magical land of possibilities, where all the possibilities have orange stickers on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)
I have to be at The Barbican for 2pm.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)
I'm leaving at 5, whisky tasting at half six

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)
I shall probably go to the pub at about 4pm today.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)
I am knackered. I just want to go home.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
GAY

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)
OK.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
I might go back to bed in a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)

bed cot
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)
FULL LOWDOWN AFTERWARDS PLS

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)
NO WHISKY CHAT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)
he can text me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)

t t s
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
I can save you some time here
they will all taste of petrol, charcoal and Scotch AIDs
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Don't forget TCP.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
nah, TCP is the smell of peated ones.
They taste smoky, not antisepticky.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)
YEAH, WELL I'VE HAD ONES THAT DID.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)
really?
I'd avoid those in future. Or maybe you have an amateurish palette, unable to appreciate the depth of a good whisky.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)
That'll be it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)
It's definitely not that being able to distinguish between the types
and flavours of shit on your tongue just means that you're really good at eating shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
just as I thought
Are you coming up here again any time soon?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
so lonely...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)
far from it.
Mr Stunnerz here was booked at the Blind Swine a while back but then got stuck in traffic. We woz gunna hold hands and practice making out :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
oh man i love the taste of smoke
that's why all those Philpott kids died with smiles on their faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)
They were all like
"Oh hey, I'm having a sweet dream about some well nice MacPeaty 1984 single malt blend"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)
well they were benefit scum so there is no doubt they had been drinking since age 7

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:25, Reply)
so you like smoked cheeses, smoked ham and smoking fags then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:25, Reply)
I liked smoked ham
but lets be honest these are pretty weak smokey tastes compared to whiskey
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
depends on the whisky

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
Got your shoplifting coat on then eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)
SOMETHING ABOUT YOU BEING POOR LOLZ111!!!!!!111#

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)
IT NEVER CEASES TO AMUSE!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Something about North Korea and a massive launch

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:10, Reply)
I'm going to have an ANDREW MARRsive lunch today.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)

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