I like the recipt date on this
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2304042/Iain-Duncan-Smith-right-You-CAN-live-just-53-week-says-cash-strapped-teacher-Kath-Kelly-survived-year-1-day.html?ITO=socialnet-facebook-dailymail
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:09, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Ha ha, fuck

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)

•Shopped at church jumble sales
•Visited supermarkets an hour before closing to pick up items nearing their use by date
•Scoured the reduced section at supermarkets for items with damaged packaging on offer at next-to-nothing prices
•Picked fruit from trees and bushes
•Collected £117 in loose change found on the streets
•Was really ugly
•had a smelly fanny
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)

She ate at free buffets.
I love free buffets they're everywhere.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Can't move for 'em round my way

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)

They're in every disabled bay for 10 miles.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Stay about from Rory's disabled bays!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I bet she's one of those cunts who goes to farmers' markets
and 'tries' everything without buying a single thing, and doesn't feel remotely bad or embarrassed about it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I bet she just shoplifts.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Hahahahaha, I do that down the waitrose to score cheese and meats. I can get a good snack if I play my cards right.
"Hmmm, I like brie, but I like strong flavours. I like blue cheese but I think I fancy something different"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)

I just cannot bring myself to do it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I don't see anything wrong with it.
If a wedge of cheese is £3, then their slithers must be like 2p.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Hello!
*waves*

I go and try EVERYTHING at wine tastings, for example, and then stop off at Sainsbury's on the way home for a half-priced bottle of rioja :)
( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Wine tastings are slightly different I think.
(I'm saying this because there's no fucking way on earth I'm buying a bottle of scotch at this whisky tasting later)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Well no, obviously.
It all tastes like mud, why would you buy mud?
( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I don't know what the world's coming to
the Daily Heil publishing an article on the virtues of scrounging? ???

Where is the economic growth to come from if everyone eats leaves they find in the fields?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Not everyone. only the people on benefits.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)