Alright Nakers.
I remembered to bring a spliff today, and I'm glad I did because today has been poo.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I haven't had a spliff in 2013 :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)

I haven't had one since 2001

( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Just buckets then ?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I've been tromboning skag bongs, or something.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Don't do it man you'll mess up your Shatner's Bassoon

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:21, Reply)

I had one in 2010 and it was alright

( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Yeah but the difference is you don't want one.
I could murder a good smoke.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)

alright winders
are you still getting dead-bloke related shit?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)

yurr,
Police are being nobs, but I'm sort of not surprised as their official statement was "not being considered suspicious" and then I give them CCTV which shows this bloke following a woman in to the toilet, she comes out an hour later and he never comes out. That's definitely sus.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Classic rape-murder, right there.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)

M Knight Shamalyan:
Man was a post op time traveller who raped his future self
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

aka a 'rurder'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Alright, Scooby.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Raggy?

Rah-gheeeeee
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Pretty sure this makes Stunned Daphne.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Tee hee
and Battered Scrappy Doo
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

What is this story?
I must have missed it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

This woman asked for a high chair in WP's pub, right?
Next thing you know, a man in a pub down the road is dead.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Poor Battered

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)

very good

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Foreva in ur playpen

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)

When did this happen?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)

guy died in the pub up the road.
World of shit decends from head office and the police.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)

O.D.


The end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)

yeah,
I imagine so, but no needles were found, so either she took them, or maybe it was a sex heart attack thing.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)

She took them.
They both shot up and gouched out, when she got her shit together she realised he'd croaked, cleaned up the bits and pieces and fucked off, locking the door from the outside, and is now in hiding.

So you see, Watson, there really is no mystery at all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Dear God, Holmes, how do you do it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)

I first became suspicious when the publican made reference to the surveillance footage.
As you can see, the scuff marks around the lock match precisely those made by a ladies' nail file. The nail file which you yourself noticed in Lady Abingdon's study last night!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Then that must mean....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Precisely, Watson!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)

etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

I can tell by her limp that she worked as a brickie for seven years in her youth.
The tattoo implies she had a brief stint in the Royal Navy but was discharged due to her mental issues, which you'll note, is obvious from how she carries her handbag.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)

But the reference to Swindon - come now, Holmes, even you....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

locking that door from the outside is hard work with a screwdriver,
But yeah, that sounds about right.
The problem is, the footage provides credence to the coroners thinking he had been locked in their over 24 hours. I've done a stock take now on the up as well and that's all over the place, so if the manager does show up he's fucked, and the assistant that missed the body is definitely getting fired.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Wow, so there could be more to it then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:47, Reply)