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Prostate massage anyone?what curry shall i cook tomorrow?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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FIIIRRSSSSSSTTTTTIn your faces Frank'N'Ben
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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I already told you order one in(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:51,
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I have a feeling you will start out making a curryAnd end up with beans on toast
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:55,
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when are you cooking it?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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tomorrow at some point, so can be a slow cooker or a quicker one(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:00,
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My recipe for Jamaican mutton curry is nom, but you have to marinate it over night
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:02,
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won't get to shops until tomorrowI'd still like the recipe if you get a moment though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:11,
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Only if you promise to make it properly and not fuck it up(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:12,
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Or shoplift one(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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Why haven't any of the press said that Philpots career in the Army caused the deaths of his children?(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Did you hear he broke his old girlfriends knee with a sledghammer, then stabbed her then stabbed her mother(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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WITHASPOON !!1111!!(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:54,
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I don't know. Why haven't they?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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I expect it's because the majority of ex-servicemen don't go on to kill their children in housefires.(
Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:55,
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But the majority of people on benefits don't end up burning their kids to death.In fact it's a higher majority because there's more than there is ex servicemen.
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Oh I see, you're making some sort of point about the press being biased against benefits claimantsprobably because it sells papers, or something.
In other news, the sun rose this morning.
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Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:01,
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It's the doubleseat hour on /OT once again folks.:o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:04,
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Because it was benefits that caused the death of his children.And the papers aren't very well going to lie and accuse the army of being responsible when it's clearly not the case.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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I reckon instead of getting me prostate checked out I'll just die Make a yak curry
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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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ooh no, a lovely boiled steak curry, mm mm, that'll be good(
Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:54,
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You're looking for something suitable for vegans?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:54,
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I like that paneer that comes in like a coconutty sauce.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:58,
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Ignore these narrow-minded carnivores, GonzPaneer is delicious.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:00,
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i've never liked itbut monty ordered some spicy paneer at needo's that was FIT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:00,
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The shashlick?Paneer suits being slightly burned in a tandoor.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:02,
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Your mum suits being slightly burnt in a tandoor(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:03,
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I suit going home right now, while you stagnate at work for another three hours.Cheers
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:04,
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Soz I didn't see this response 'cause I've already left.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:05,
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That makes no sense yurtprick.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:06,
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It's all about the crispy onion bargies though, if the ain't crispy then shit deserves to get fucked up.Oh, and prawns, fucking love prawns.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:10,
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i was v surprised the first time i ordered a mushroom bhagistill fucking fit though
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:21,
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Yeah', same thing happened to me last month, I thought bhagi meant fritter/fried.I was GUTTED.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:24,
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FUCKING RIGHT!Don't give a fuck about your curry as long as you wash your hands first
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Peej, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:54,
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Is that before or after the Prostate massage?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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Obvs answer is ObvsBalls deep in YM
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:00,
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20 miles away from where he was supposed to be.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:00,
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tee heeI get this
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:01,
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these are things that belong in a curryonion, peppers, mushrooms, potatoes, spinach, spices, courgettes, aubergines, carrots
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:00,
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christ are you making school dinner curry? Next you'll have stuck some sultanas and swede in there too and we'll all be fucked(
Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:01,
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I do love a good 70s curry with fruit in(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:04,
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ewwwThere's a 'Gurkha Kitchen' in Winchester where they are properly laughing at their customers; there's akind of korma that is so sweet it's more like a fucking pudding, and they serve it with a glacé cherry on top.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:14,
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fire bomb it. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:15,
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you don't have to put them all in at oncesilly theoban
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:10,
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That's how I cookEverything in one pot
Chili sauce thrown in
Boil for an hour
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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:12,
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I'd like the dessert first. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:13,
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The dessert is just a bowl of 'the mixture' with some squirty cream on topmebbe a cherry if I'm feeling generous
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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:16,
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when you make it to town i shall show you the best curry I've ever had.Just show you it, mind - you aren't allowed to eat any.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:16,
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it's all gone proper to shit here Monters old fruit, The police are nobs and all.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:19,
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Oh man I love side dishes too!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:02,
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Don’t start the old side plate debacle all over again (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:08,
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Well it's no “Salted peanuts” that’s for sure(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:11,
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don't forget your television and a glass of whisky(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:12,
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meat sucksbaby aubergines are GOOD in a curry. just ask the thais.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:20,
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Oh it is a thing alright.Ask Bert.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:21,
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sausage and boiled egg curry(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:04,
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Kedgeree(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:06,
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NOT THISMy flatmate made kedgeree at the weekend and the flat stunk of fish for days
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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:08,
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Yep Curry Egg and FishWill tend to linger like a bastard
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:09,
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Alright Nakers. I remembered to bring a spliff today, and I'm glad I did because today has been poo.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:06,
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I haven't had a spliff in 2013 :o((
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:17,
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Don't do it man you'll mess up your Shatner's Bassoon (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:21,
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Yeah but the difference is you don't want one.I could murder a good smoke.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:20,
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alright windersare you still getting dead-bloke related shit?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:17,
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yurr, Police are being nobs, but I'm sort of not surprised as their official statement was "not being considered suspicious" and then I give them CCTV which shows this bloke following a woman in to the toilet, she comes out an hour later and he never comes out. That's definitely sus.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:21,
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M Knight Shamalyan:Man was a post op time traveller who raped his future self
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:24,
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Tee hee and Battered Scrappy Doo
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:36,
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This woman asked for a high chair in WP's pub, right?Next thing you know, a man in a pub down the road is dead.
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Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:25,
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very good(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:28,
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guy died in the pub up the road. World of shit decends from head office and the police.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:31,
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yeah, I imagine so, but no needles were found, so either she took them, or maybe it was a sex heart attack thing.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:29,
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She took them.They both shot up and gouched out, when she got her shit together she realised he'd croaked, cleaned up the bits and pieces and fucked off, locking the door from the outside, and is now in hiding.
So you see, Watson, there really is no mystery at all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:32,
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Dear God, Holmes, how do you do it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:32,
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I first became suspicious when the publican made reference to the surveillance footage.As you can see, the scuff marks around the lock match precisely those made by a ladies' nail file. The nail file which you yourself noticed in Lady Abingdon's study last night!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:34,
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I can tell by her limp that she worked as a brickie for seven years in her youth.The tattoo implies she had a brief stint in the Royal Navy but was discharged due to her mental issues, which you'll note, is obvious from how she carries her handbag.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:35,
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But the reference to Swindon - come now, Holmes, even you....(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:36,
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locking that door from the outside is hard work with a screwdriver, But yeah, that sounds about right.
The problem is, the footage provides credence to the coroners thinking he had been locked in their over 24 hours. I've done a stock take now on the up as well and that's all over the place, so if the manager does show up he's fucked, and the assistant that missed the body is definitely getting fired.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:45,
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Wow, so there could be more to it then?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:47,
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no. no dog curry. no no. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:10,
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oh yeah, like you're in a position to start judging other people's sexual preferences, with your poopy cunt and hat fetishism. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:14,
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She makes piston wear it on his cockand ask her for a chicken slice.
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Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:31,
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will you quit ithe is going to believe this piston thing at this rate...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:35,
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the thing isi've actually dated far worse than him, from THIS VERY WEBSITE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:36,
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All the people I've met off this website have been pretty normal reallyI must have terrible luck
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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:38,
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ALL THAT WILL CHANGE SOON ENOUGH, GELFLING.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:39,
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believe it or notthere is EVEN WORSE than that blue eyed cyclist
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:44,
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I found a metro that said that goths were now to be considered a ethnic group or somesuch when it comes to hate crimes They should clarify that fursecution is still A-OK
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:17,
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Furry porn depresses me if its really goodnot good as in 'I like this' but good as in 'this person knows how to art' why waste such skills
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:23,
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you've seen some?eeeeow. you can lose your eyes for that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:35,
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furry porn is weird, but surely it's not as bad as scat and a multitude of other things...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:38,
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The Baseball Furries are good(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:30,
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No they weren’t The AC Turnbulls looked fucking mental though
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:33,
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Hey guys there's a pillow fight in trafalgar square tomorrow.It'll be meta and flashmoby. Totally spastic I'm sure.
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flash mobbers are the worst people in the world(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:46,
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