I like eggs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:19, 80 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

that's because you're semi-retarded

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:26, Reply)

lol you said 'semi'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:29, Reply)

haha, yeah
yeah

haha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:34, Reply)

The horse I wanted to win or something didn't finish
boo
( Theoban What of it, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:39, Reply)

that means you get your money back
and an apology
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)

HOORAY!
I'll ask
( Theoban What of it, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:45, Reply)

He says no :(

( Theoban What of it, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)

put his fucking windows through then

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:49, Reply)

No probs, I know where he lives

( Theoban What of it, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:50, Reply)

chocolate eggs are the best
unfortunately i left mine at my dad's with a view to being healthy this month. fucking thick that was.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:43, Reply)

thick
Like your waistline.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:44, Reply)

so unlike your needledick then?
bugfucker
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:49, Reply)

good comeback

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:49, Reply)

i think i was 13 when i last used the phrase needledick the bugfucker
it seemed appropriate for dozer on many levels
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:50, Reply)

there's so much sexual tension between you two
you should just fuck, clear the air a bit
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:51, Reply)

isn't dozer baldmonkey though?

( Theoban What of it, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:54, Reply)

no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:06, Reply)

but the egg thing, that's baldmonkey's thing?
Either that or you're Friz
( Theoban What of it, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:12, Reply)

face is too fat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:18, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ebgve-S1xP4
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:20, Reply)

needs moar fake baby

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:26, Reply)

look at his fucking head
heads are not normally that shape

I think he's very ill indeed
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:30, Reply)

the guy made up a baby
and then killed it

i think you might be right
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:32, Reply)

Shhh you guys he watches this place avidly
I mentioned him once and he poked me on twitter
scary stuff
( Theoban What of it, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:38, Reply)

orly?
well he once said i look like bou, so frankly he can go fist himself right in the corpse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:42, Reply)

Well you do look like bou
Black text, grey background, user icon. Yup, pretty near 100% identical
( Theoban What of it, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:43, Reply)

i prefer to think the black text isn't quite identical...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:46, Reply)

bzzzzzzzzzzzzlololololzzzzzzzzzlolololzzzzzzzzz

( Theoban What of it, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:48, Reply)

it would be worse cyber than bou and you know it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:55, Reply)

I'm no PsychoPiston, that's for sure.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:05, Reply)

well, who is?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:09, Reply)

Gregg's Hat.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:13, Reply)

true
the guy is distressingly hot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:16, Reply)

ewww
second to last turkey in the shop
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:07, Reply)

surely that's more of a male euphemism though?
i mean, think of a turkey's small gobbling red saggy neck - you just know that's an exact replica of dozer's shaven sack
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:09, Reply)

well no, it can apply to anything that lies round unwanted and unloved

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:14, Reply)

i bet you're thinking about lovingly washing dozer's turkey neck with an AMPLE SPONGE right about now

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:17, Reply)

wait, is dozer male?
I was going to GAZ him and ask to cyber :(
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:21, Reply)

to be honest, nobody is entirely sure
he either has a distressingly tiny cock or a seriously huge clit

:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:25, Reply)

this sounds more like you.
Off Topic's very own Beth Ditto.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:28, Reply)

yeah yeah

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:29, Reply)

yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:31, Reply)

try an original insult eh?
you might hit on something accurate for a change
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:32, Reply)

this is it though- there's very little to dislike
Hence making stuff up.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:35, Reply)

making stuff up is fun though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:36, Reply)

it can be

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:41, Reply)

Swipe's bingo wings
Always make me think of an ageing chicken carcass.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:17, Reply)

me gusta los huevos
more like
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:46, Reply)

shush now
grownups are talking
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:50, Reply)

haha
haha




haha
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:51, Reply)

screw you Magoo, I'm recording really fucking loud stratocaster through the Marshall with my funky effects pedal
nothing you can say will bring me down
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Screw that noise
I went to Manson's in Exeter the other day. Nice shop. Also went to Project Music, but they followed me around like I was a fucking shoplifter. Cunts.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:05, Reply)

Which Strat?
It's important
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:06, Reply)

one of the blue ones

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Jesus

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:08, Reply)

ok then, alder-bodied 1988 US Standard in metallic gun metal blue, rosewood fingerboard, entirely stock except for a Seymour Duncan Alnico Pro bridge pickup, 10-46 Ernie Ball strings
through a Rockman compressor, ACT MIDI valve preamp, tempo matched delay from an Alesis Quadraverb, through the Boss SL20 slicer into a Marshall EL34 50 Watt a side dual monoblock power amp and two Marshall 1912 1x12 cabinets, recorded through a Shure SM57 and a Behringer desk into a Terratec DMX6 soundcard into Cubase
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:13, Reply)

and the slicer was connected to the Cubase MIDI clock

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:15, Reply)

and I used a Dunlop .96mm pick

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:15, Reply)

+ r

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:34, Reply)

I'm just glad someone read all that

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:50, Reply)

wow what a coincidence
I'm using exactly the same, except I've got a Fender Heavy plectrum
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:49, Reply)

amateur

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:50, Reply)

I'll never understand this LARPING shit

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 18:00, Reply)

LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!
alright éel glúé
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 18:03, Reply)

ten minutes to dr who!!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 18:04, Reply)

christ

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 18:06, Reply)

I am super excited

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 18:16, Reply)

I'm super excited

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 18:17, Reply)

well, clearly

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 18:20, Reply)

I'm guessing it's on now

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 18:21, Reply)

new thread time

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 18:23, Reply)

Oh my god, me too!
We must be, like, twins or something!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:57, Reply)

apparently chocolate lasagne is a thing now
what the actual fuck? that must be like layered diabetes and heart attack.

i'm telling you this as the only other omgirl within a country mile of this place today...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 16:59, Reply)

That's disgusting.
What's an omgirl?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:15, Reply)

just a girl really
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&biw=1280&bih=843&q=chocolate%20lasagna&safe=active&nfpr=1&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:17, Reply)

three edits and still no one cares

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:23, Reply)

haha fuck off
b3th cares
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:25, Reply)

Most of those look more like Vienetta or just chocolate cake.
Also, just yuck.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:26, Reply)

exactly
fucking rank
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:27, Reply)

just posting in this subthread to say I don't care

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 18:06, Reply)