Blue suit. Pink shirt today.
I am quite similar to my online personality. And I do like a beer.

I have had 9 nights in Cyprus, I am going to Berlin ina few weeks and I am going to California for 3 weeks in September. Can't wait.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I knew I didn't like you for a reason.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)

There's surely more than one reason to dislike the cunt?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

yeah, pink shirts are for pricks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Real men wear pink. FACT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Keep telling yourself that, poshboy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)

chicks dig it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Jolly hockeysticks ones, maybe.
Were you a house prefect?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)

funily enough I was never promoted either at prep or public school, too norty innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Salmon Pink ftw.
Have you got a nice Hackett shirt with the red trousers?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)

nah, not today
I did wear my haccket shirt with my pink trousers though...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Oh God, Nakers.

( Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)

did you just cum?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)

More or less the exact opposite. I sort of reverse-came.
I was so suddenly and violently turned off that my cock jumped inside out and chucked my muck all over my liver.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)

yourn liver is gay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)

breakfasttablelolz
mit coffeesplatter

*click*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)

I used to wear Hackett deoderant, until I realised it was for pricks.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

You'd been rubbing it under your arms instead, yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Berlin is excellent.
I really enjoyed my few days there, albeit I loathed the cold. Going for something specific, or just for a nose?
( Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Nothing specific.
I have family in Berlin albeit I haven't been for 10 years. First time for Mrs though and I think she will love it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)

albeit macht frei, that's what I say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Only they were never frei
no matter how much they arbeited.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Well the gates weren't big enough for
'the US army from the west and the rapidly-approaching Russian forces from the east make you frei'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)