WIN A MEAL WITH ME!*
If I offered you lot the opportunity to have a meal with me, paid for by me, in a decent restaurant, what would you do to win the place? Would you run naked through the streets of Derby? Dedicate a song to me on Heart FM? Spell my name in your own shit on the side of a bus?

Tell me what you’d do to win this once in a lifetime opportunity.*


* Possibly.

Terms and conditions apply. Meal may or may not happen, could just be an excuse for a new thread, or may be not.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:44, 63 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

FIIIIRRRSSSSSSST MUTHATRUCKER
Do I win?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Not for that effort.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)

I would refrain from posting massive pictures of you and your missus all over /offtopic.
I reckon that's worth a big mac and fries.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Tsk. Blackmail already...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)

A black american male
Or spastic coon as it is known in the OLD SKOOL hip-hop scene
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)

best offer you've had so far....

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I wouldn't mention any homosexual porcine food products

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Sorry, I can no longer consume rich food and drink

( Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Goutlols

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)

I'd take you to a lovely country pub for a real ale and a ploughmans
Then I'd make hate to you in the back of my Fiesta.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Thatchers dead

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Nonsense, she's immortal.

( Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)

better off dead really, she didnt know if it were tuesday or sunday

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)

She doesn't need to, she just needs to keep marching on
purely to annoy all the lipstick socialists that have taken over hating her from the real ones who're now all dead from eating too many deep fried meat pies, the fucking plebs.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)

I'm still alive.
although I may have worn lipstick
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)

No way

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Why do I always check :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Even worse Look at this
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1817799
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)

IT WERE A STROKE THIS MORNING ACTUALLY

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Christ, I bet half of this lot had at least one stroke this morning.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Ohhhh, that's actually the truth.
BBC news now.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Oh God, the entire North is going to be impossible to live with now.
There'll be fucking fireworks and whippet races and that.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Rather that than the sycophancy that is about to detroy all mainstream media for the next week.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Luckily I don't read The Mail

( Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)

You think the BBC will be any different?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)

that well known bastion of pinko hand wringing lesbianism?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)

You mean the one that was demonstrated to be sympathetic to whoever was in power, regardless of political leanings?
That BBC?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)

I hope against hope.

( Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Oh man, I thought maybe this time it was true

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Holy Shit it really is true!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)

It is!
I reckon she was so shocked at what was happening here, it pushed her over the edge.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Ha, it's not been updated yet
www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)

I just lolled at the update.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)

That is rather good.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)

This is some of the best news I have heard this year.
Massive piss-up required to celebrate.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)

So does this mean you are going to take all of us out?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Sadly not.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Rather crass to celebrate somebody dying
even if you did disagree with some difficult decisions she made twenty five years ago.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Typical right-wing Frenchy.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)

She was a shitcunt. Her social policies were nothing but nasty.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)

yeah, enfranchising the poor with the right to buy scheme FUCK YEAH

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)

shutting down pointless loss making mines

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)

providing share ownership to the masses in the nations infrastructure

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)

building schools, hospitals, and roads such as the mighty M25 !!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)

picking on coventry

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)

:(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Releasing vulnerable mentally ill people who couldn't cope living independently was fucking cruel.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)

yes, I've noticed how the subsequent Labour government reversed that decision

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Those lucky poor people eh?
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/right-to-buy-housing-shame-third-ex-council-1743338
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Yeah, yeah I know, Daily Mirror, fuck off.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)

the nations poor are thick stupid and smelly shocker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)

the nations poor are thick stupid and smelly shocker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)

But with great seats

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)

yeah but people are cunts, they proiabbaly deserved it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Do you think we can all have our milk back now?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)

I would pretend to look interested when you talk about sheds.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I would invite you to an afternoon making homebrew with my equipment.
personally I think that's a good offer, but then I'm a homebrew nerd.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)

I'm just concerned that you wouldn't remember meeting me afterwards.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I'd punch you really fucking hard right in your fat gurning face you cunt

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)

woah check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)

d punch you really fucking hard right in your fat gurning face you cunt ve just heard about Baroness Thatcher. This truely is a sad day for British politics.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)