Would anybody like to look at something that isn't Thatcher?
This blog made me laugh: http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/
I imagine it's more understandable if you actually have kids.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:27, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fucking hell
What a squin.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

What a little fucking cunt.
My daughter's never been like that.

She was on cracking form yesterday, cos she has an Incredible Hulk costume replete with muscles etc and took great pleasure in terrorising the hipster pricks on London Fields.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)

The older brother looks like quite a cheerful chap.
I reckon the squealy one is just a cunt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Or has a tumor.
( Ken Oath, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Hopefully both

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Yeah well my kids better than your kid

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)

I think either the kid or the parents need a diagnosis.
( Ken Oath, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)

My eldest asked me to feed her the other day
When I asked why she couldn't feed herself she replied "My brain is teling me to stab my fork in to my eye and I don't want to" I told her not to be silly and she got really distressed and kept crying that her brain was being naughty. I don't know if I should be worried.
( Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)

"Naughty Brain" is not a very common ailment. I'd look into it.
( Ken Oath, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)

It's usually a reaction to a broken home life.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Or prolonged exposure to petro-chemical products.
( Ken Oath, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Yeah, such as creosote - as you might find on, let's say, a SHED.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Creosote was banned ages ago!
My shed has two coats of Cuprinol Ducksback on it
( Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Elevate your miiind...Creoso-o-te
C'mon C'mon
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I'm genuinely concerned
Its not everyday your daughter is distressed because she doesn't want to stab herself in the eye but her brain is telling her to do it and she can't help herself.
( Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

In fairness that's fucking weird.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Isn't the same kind of thing that makes you think of jumping off high ledges when you're near them?
/not having a mental breakdown, honest.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)

*backs slowly away*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Yeah, keep walking, Boyce.
And don't let me see your smelly face round here again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

I dunno man, that's why we have two eye so we can get stuff like that out of the way in childhood
her baby eyes will fall out soon anyway
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Ha ha, baby eyes. I like it.
( Ken Oath, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)

This probably isn't the best forum for seeking medical advice regarding the neurological stability of your children, BUT, dude, get a referral from your family doctor to see a peadiatric psychiatrist (not a psycologist, they just talk about "feelings").
( Ken Oath, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)

The very last thing he should do let a paedo near his kid - don't be silly Oathsy old stick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Oh shit. Of course, silly me.

Speaking of fiddlers, that's quite a dead pool so far this year, Thatcher and Saville. I reckon the previous Pope (forgot the cunt's name) could be odds on to make up the numbers later this year.
( Ken Oath, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Anyone know who that 82 year old was that they picked up last week?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

might be rolf harris or buzz aldrin

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Hang on, or was Saville last year?
( Ken Oath, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I dunno, a good finger in the bumhole relaxes most wild animals, maybe it will work for kids

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I'll have you know that I follow all medical advice on this forum
just last week I mixed bleach and citric acid in an enclosed.
( Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)

envelope?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

body stocking?
( Ken Oath, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Reasons my kid is LOLing:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)

If Battered's wife ever leaves
he could borrow that as his Fathers for Justice costume.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)

I suppose my mum *could* turn the legs up for him but it's a bit of a cheek to ask.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)

She got your looks.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)

I *am* pretty 'ripped', it's true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Off your tits, usually

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)

*nose/point*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Brat should be drowned.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Mum won't let it.
That's why it was crying.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)