Friday!
I keep getting progressively shorter, soon enough I'll look like the fucking moon.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:43, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hello Battered

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)

He's taller than me, just, though

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:50, Reply)

I always pictured the moon being quite tall

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)

ANDREW MIDGETS!!!!

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)

The moon is spherical
I'm almost as wide as I am tall
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Hello stranger
how are you?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Not too bad!
I'm trying to motivate myself to go to the supermarket. Crow is currently in Reading setting things on fire. How's the bab?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:50, Reply)

It's doing alright.
Managed to shit right up it's own back yesterday and then it puked as I was changin it and the puke ran rounds it neck, into it's ear and down it's back and made a nice puddle of puking shit on the changing mat.

Kids are fucking great.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)

It's things like this that make me glad my biological clock only ticks for cats.
I'll be a proud catmother one day.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:58, Reply)

catshit is a lot worse smelling than babyshit, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:59, Reply)

yeah, but you can't train babys to shit in other people's gardens.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Who can't?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)

wanna bet?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)

And cats won't eventually learn to use a toilet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)

And cats won't pay for your care home in later life.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:03, Reply)

And cats don't smile when you see them first thing in the morning and reach out for a cuddle

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)

That's actually quite heartwarming.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:06, Reply)

It totally makes up for the vomity feaces incidents

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:09, Reply)

My son is going to be either a stand up comedian or a scientist
I'm expecting to have to pay for my own dotage.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Cats can and have been taught to do this.
Babies have yet to be taught to bury their shit in the garden.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I don't really want my kids burying their shit in the garden.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:09, Reply)

What kind of hippy are you man?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:10, Reply)

As of Saturday night
I am now safely within the age/2+7 range.

Just to update you as you seemed so interested last time we spoke.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Congratulations on leaving the Paedozone.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)

fanks

( Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)

So wait, is this a new one, or is she aging faster than you?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:57, Reply)

nono, same one.

( Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:57, Reply)

as you both get older
you're more likely to not be caught out by the /2 +7 shit.

what with 7 being an ever-decreasing fraction of your age.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Ah, I see how that makes sense.
After all, by the time we met Crow and I were ok'd by the rule, but I still occasionally make him feel a bit sick by reminding him I was in Primary school during his A Levels.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:08, Reply)

HAHA!
Brilliant.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:10, Reply)

I get a lot of that.

( Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Alright Lamps

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Aight bbz
hope all's well!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Not too bad ta.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)