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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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sweet muscular Jesus, that was a dull thread
what was the last crime you committed? what's the next crime you're going to commit? ever been outside? why's that pink duck only got one leg?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:18, 114 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Probably copyright infringement.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:21, Reply)
Oh actually it's against the law to brew beer which isn't for your personal consumption
and my girlfriend had some last night.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:22, Reply)
haha, "girlfriend", yeah right

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Ha ha yeah ha ha
This is a bit interesting, I didn't realise our manufacturing output was so good in comparrison to other countries.
greyhill.com/manufacturing-by-country/
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:24, Reply)
not clickin that, could be a virus, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:25, Reply)
that's a bit awkward for all you haters innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Not at all.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:27, Reply)
yes it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Shut up

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:31, Reply)
No I won't.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:32, Reply)
is there apoint here that I've missed ?
answer me damnit
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:32, Reply)
No there isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:32, Reply)
i'm somehow relieved that you're making a point about no point

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:33, Reply)
haha, "Tuvalu", like that's even a thing

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:29, Reply)
yeah it is, it sings in "N-Dubz"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:30, Reply)
They made millions from having a .tv domain suffix, fact fans

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:33, Reply)
just a thought, you might want to limit your fact-based posting to facts that are actually vaguely interesting

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1927996
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:22, Reply)
not clickin that, could be a virus, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Fine I'll sing it to you
I LOVE HORSES BEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:29, Reply)

www.kineticnorth.com/ilovehorses/
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:30, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1928613
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:34, Reply)
not clickin that, could be a virus, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:36, Reply)
I'm braking the law RIGHT NOW!!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:22, Reply)
is it slowing down?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:23, Reply)
no, no it isn't. You know that was a typo, and you knew exactly what i was trying to say, and yet you always go for your flippant "jokey" reply,
you know what Frank, I've had enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Leave it, Winders
'E ain't wurf it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:25, Reply)
no, no, not this time, I always just walk away, today I'm taking a stand.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Well you know you can always rely on me for back up, even though I don't like fighting.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:27, Reply)
i have a close friend who is no fighter,
but he would always stand behind me and carry me to the cab if i came off worse in my punchy days.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:36, Reply)
just kiss me you fool

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:26, Reply)
*snugglewuggles*

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:27, Reply)
BACK OFF WEIRDO

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Uh oh
Gilgamesh, if Windy asks you to visit the lavs, DO NOT go in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:27, Reply)
I aint dun nuffink bruv you can't proov shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Possession of a Class B controlled drug, under The Misuse of Drugs Act 1971.
Going outside in about five minutes.
I see no duck, I expect you are being wakki.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:24, Reply)
clearly you didn't spend the whole of the 1980s watching car adverts

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Not all of it, no.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:27, Reply)
well there was an advert with this bloke asking questions about a car
and the sales guy answers all the questions and the bloke can't think of anything else to ask so he points at a flamingo and says why's that pink duck only got one leg

it was every bit as funny on telly as it is written down here
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Haha yeah that's pretty funny

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:29, Reply)
I broke the speed limit twice in full view of The Law and totally got away with it.
I'm some sort of criminal genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:26, Reply)

criminal genius GOUT riddled cripple
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:27, Reply)
It's going to seriously impede my racing gear shifts and that's a fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:28, Reply)
do you heel and toe...?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Well he doesn't feel a toe any more

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:32, Reply)
OG *cough cough* Camel

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:33, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:34, Reply)
OG = Office Girl

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:43, Reply)
OG= original gangster

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Fuck that was not there when I started typing

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:29, Reply)
How slowly do you type?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:30, Reply)
I answered a telephone call :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:31, Reply)
NNNNNNNoooooooooooooo
Kroney will be on about his speeding yet again
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:28, Reply)
TOO LATE

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:29, Reply)
ANDREW CARRS!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:30, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:31, Reply)
+ to save my toes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Murder
Beastiality
For above
Flamingo innit?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:30, Reply)
you what mush?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)
he commited a murder
and will steal franks flamingo and fuck it for his next trick
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Exactly this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:42, Reply)
GOOD NEWS CHAPS
It turns out that dropping a server on my toe is unlikely to give me gout. It's probably just a fracture.

:))))
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:44, Reply)
I could have told you that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Internet descriptions make it sound awful.
Definitely cutting back on the booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)
quare

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Here's a scientific explanation I found
salmanmabood1.blogspot.co.uk/2011/03/gouty-arthritis-demystified-how-does.html

Go directly to the section entitled "The Pain That Can Make A Grown Up Man Cries"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)
not clickin that, poor grammar, could be a virus, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Might give your computer gout, innit

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:53, Reply)
haha, gout, like it's the 17th century or something

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:12, Reply)
Drink more coffee as well.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)

coffee as well Port, eat more Cheese & rich food
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:53, Reply)
it'll probably still fall off though, like a black toenail

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Haha haha FROSTBITE FOOT

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:46, Reply)

www.hsl.virginia.edu/historical/artifacts/caricatures/assets/punch_cures-big.jpg
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Judging by the bandages, what that guy on the left wants to be worrying about is leprosy.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:56, Reply)
James Gillray innit
he properly loved drawing pictures of people with gout

www.stuartxchange.com/GoutPD.jpg
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)
not clickin that, could be a virus, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:59, Reply)
he was also pretty big on people doing plops
www.londonmapfairs.com/jpegs/highlights/35752.jpg

virus, not click, etc etc shut up
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:04, Reply)
I have lead a blameless life and never done anything criminal, innit.?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:49, Reply)
woah, someone's sounding unduly defensive

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:50, Reply)
it wasn't me, you can never prove nuffink.
and more to the point what kinda tit admits this shit on a message board?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:52, Reply)
the innocent have nothing to fear

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:53, Reply)
except fear itself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)
and gout

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:59, Reply)
and moths

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:06, Reply)
Are you two suggesting I'm an innocent?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:10, Reply)
U KAN KURE MA AIDSsssssssssssssss

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:12, Reply)
which is why I am fearless.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:59, Reply)
i reckon fucking beegeebee was a crime of some sorts

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:02, Reply)
4evA in R hArtz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:05, Reply)
whenever I see an old woman on the street pushing one of those shopping bag trolley things I think of her

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:12, Reply)
I allowed my premises to be used for illegal purposes
I'm basically Keith Richards when he lived at Redlands.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:21, Reply)
yeah, one of my friends stuck a Mars bar up Marianne Faithful too

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:22, Reply)
In my case it was a king size Snickers up Pauline Quirke but you have to start somewhere eh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:23, Reply)
I heard she'll take them any way they come

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:24, Reply)
cor, ambulance and rozzers pulled up outside, imma go rubberneck, might be some blood and injuries to laugh at

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:28, Reply)
COOOOLLLL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:29, Reply)
fuck outside, I can see ok from here
no action as yet, properly boring so far
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:32, Reply)
might go and tell them I'm a doctor, that would be a fine jape

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:34, Reply)
oh right, walking wounded, boring

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Load of rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:36, Reply)
no arrests either, looks like
you think people would at least put on a bit of a show for anyone rubbernecking

fucking massive disappointment
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:37, Reply)
Only without the squillions of quid, fanbase and ear for a tune.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:22, Reply)
or personal hygene

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:24, Reply)
hygiene

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:27, Reply)
Or skin crafted from the finest goat leather.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:28, Reply)
OG is not being terribly sympathetic about my gout
despite it being her fault.

Women are completely unreasonable.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:28, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1928708
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Zounds!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:29, Reply)
I know two people who've had it. One posts on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:30, Reply)
that's just great

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:32, Reply)
I thought it was some Henry VIII shit until I found this out.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:35, Reply)
I didn't give it to him, swear down.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:33, Reply)
woah, someone's sounding unduly defensive

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:54, Reply)

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