Tangles plan is the right one, although I would recommend having a small amount to eat first to initially settle the stomach, followed by the fry-up about an hour later. This reduces the chances of vomiting if you're a fucking great Mary like PD.

The fry-up should contain:

Fried bread.
Beans.
Tinned tomatoes.
Smoked back bacon.
Black pudding (and white if you can obtain it)
Sausages.
Two fried eggs.
Mushrooms.
Saute potatoes (hash browns are not an acceptable substitute).

This should be accompanied by a pint of tea and either toast or bread & butter.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:43, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

And a bloody mary, a huge reefer, a hot bath and three more hours' kip.
Then up you get, huge line, back down the pub, don't be a queer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)

SORTED.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Don't forget the massive great shit that stinks of the previous night's booze*
*Hi Stunned.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

And a thundering dark brown piss that smells of roast chicken crisps.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

I took all those to be given.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Starting again always helps.
You never see an alcoholic with a hangover.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

My dear brother delayed one for an entire decade once.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Of course the down side is the interest that your loan accumulates during this period.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:52, Reply)

The resale value of your organs may go down as well as up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Crack on with a blowjob down the thai massususeseseueuseuseus parlour on the way.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Battered's plan is good, with one flaw.
Beans. Baked beans are awful.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Yeah microwaved kebabs are much nicer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

^Trudat^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)

^nottrudat^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:51, Reply)

I'll eat virtually anything
Never liked baked beans.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:54, Reply)

I'm the same with quiche. The ultimate in gay food.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Real men don't eat quiche.

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:57, Reply)

fish, is just meat for benders

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

I really fancy Kippers with lemon and brown bread :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Kippers with lemon and brown bread my own father
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Prettier than his mother.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:12, Reply)

tee hee...................................
Heywaitaminute
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:15, Reply)

with an egg on top.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:53, Reply)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

they are frightfully common

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:57, Reply)

no haggis?
It's great in cooked breakfasts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:49, Reply)

It is, as is hogs pudding.
Most of these twats won't know where to obtain either; hence why they were left out.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:51, Reply)

In fairness I have never heard of hogs pudding.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:52, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hog's_pudding
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)

I'm convinced. Yes please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

It is delicious. Difficult to obtain outside of the west country.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Not unlike 'parental consent to marry a 12-year-old'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Bartleby's moved to Devon?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Poor little She-Ra :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Its fucking wonderful
If monty comes to Bristol I shall bring him an entire ring of hogs pudding and a Crybaby Wah pedal.
( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:22, Reply)

This is definitely gay slang.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:25, Reply)

and?

( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:29, Reply)

I think he is banned from every pub in Bristol
And stunned from every Hotel
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Nah I'm too charming, I wasn't even banned, just asked to leave.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

if it was Windy Pigs pub he would have confiscated all your Massive Drugs

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Imma level with you here Phil it's something I'd like to do but am unlikely to be able to get together.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:29, Reply)

NO REAL NAMES!

( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

You flid x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:32, Reply)

It's alright, B3th and Jeff will have to do.
I'm in London in July but its for my Quaker cousins wedding so in and out I'm afraid, then back in Bristol end of July/beginning of August.
( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:36, Reply)

the fucking plebs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Tesco Express or whatever it's called has them (the haggis)... they're hardly rare.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Whilst I do like fried bread, it never seems to sit well with me when I'm hungover

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)