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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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When my daughter shouted 'schnell! schnell!' across a crowded Liverpool St StationAlt: the time I forgot to mention the Treworgey Tree Fayre of July 1989
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:00,
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I had a moment of immense pride whilst walking down the road when my daughter asked why the Catholics were knocking on peoples doorsI explained what they were doing and quite loudly she exclaimed with shock "Why would they do that Daddy? There is no God"
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Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:04,
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Yes but the poor sod thinks The Force is real so it's not all good news eh(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:07,
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The little shit is expecting to appear at the side of Ben Ke-fuckin'-nobi and Yoda(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:08,
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She doesn't have any brothers(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:25,
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She knows that people diebut she thinks they just fall asleep and don't wake up. She's watched enough Disney films to understand the concept of death.
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Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:08,
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Introduce her to the concept by strangling a prostitute for her on her 8th birthdayYour daughter's 8th birthday, not the prostitute's
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Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:21,
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