alright?
Two of the guys at my work are discussing which celebrities they would like to spend a day with.

So I'm extending it to you lot.

You can have dead ones if you want.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:44, 25 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

If you have to spend the day with two at once: Keith Moon, O Reed.
Otherwise: K Moon on one day, J Hendrix on another
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)

I thought you'd go for Hendrix and Hitler.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I have a sneaking suspicion Hitler would get on my tits after a couple of bottles of Liebfraumilch.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)

You can only put up with so much whining
about how the examining board at the Berlin school of art was full of Jews before a man starts to get right on your nips.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)

*nose/point*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)

I don't think he'd like your extra long pointing nose either

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Eat a snickers, hitler. You turn into a right cunt when you're hungry.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Ollie Reed is a good shout

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)

i suspect in large part he was an incoherent drunk
AND SOS ETC ETC HAHAH
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Dunno. Is it a platonic day, or can I bring my chloroform?

( Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)

either.
They went for Dave Grohl and some F1 driver.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)

I wouldn't use my chloroform on either of those two.

( Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Neither would I.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)

you'd bum them concious?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Can we have Dead Terrorists?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)

if you want.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Carlos the Jackal then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Nelson Mandela then
*looks at watch*


Not long now
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)

MAGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*salutes*
( Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)

would you settle for bruce willis as carlos the jackal?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)

no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)

3EECCCCCCCCCCC\ \Z
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)

soz, Momo just walked over my keyboard

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)

waki

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)

he really did though
he was trying to retrieve a cornflake, it was WELL cute
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Can I spend the day with Jesus please?
I'd pour a bath and make him turn it into wine
( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Or Alice Cooper
He could tell me about god and then we could play golf
( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)

He's poison, that man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I'd pick Nigel Slater and my mum, because my mum would like to meet nigel slater.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)

awww
I like this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Take her up Hampstead Heath then.
I bet you any money you'll find him in the bushes there most nights.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Getting a toast roast

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I'll take you up the Hampstead Heath in a minute

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I would hate to interupt George Michael on his day off.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Basically what I'm saying here is that because he is a homosexual male
he is guaranteed to spend his evenings lurking in scrubland in the hope of an anonymous sexual encounter, because that's what they all do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Kylie Minogue and Susanna Reid
with a tub full of jelly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Is that her from Trinny and Susanna?

( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Yeah
No
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Yeah?
No!
( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)

oh yeah

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Sian Williams, Rihanna and loads of lube.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)

michael fish, carol vordermann and a can of wd40

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIHxEq-Ql60
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)

cringe-inducingly awful isn't it?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)

DEFCON BONGLE AVERTED

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Hitler.
And RoboHitler.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Ian beale and ant&dec please

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)

I saw Ant in a pub in Newcastle a while ago
His forehead really is that big
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)

did you ask him to autograph your tits?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)

yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)

YOU SHUDDA GLASSED THE LIGHT ENTERTAINMEN|T CUNT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)

If Ant gets glassed Dec feels it too
Yeah, he really should have
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)

alright dec

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Dec's brother is a priest and works sometimes at Mrs Cow's school, fact fans

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Serious answer; Richard Nixon and The King
Otherwise; Piers Morgan and Ghandi, let's see how long passive protest lasts under REAL pressure
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)

I'd like to meet Jonathan King too!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Oh hang on, much better answer
Rolf Harris and that adorable bint who was in the BGT final a few years ago when she was like 6, let's see what happens
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I'd like to sit on a porch drinking iced tea with neil armstrong

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)

I have survived my trip "oop North"
I can confirm several things: it smells funny, the people are unintelligable, ugly and ALL fat, and although the scenery is quite pretty the towns are hideous, from this I can theorise that "the north" is technicallly fine, it's the people that are the problem.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)

...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)

1. lose weight
2. grow a hitler youth haircut
3. wear salmon pink trousers
4. match with boating shoes and popped polo
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)

hahaha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

they're. not salmon akshully

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)

you're alright sporters, there are always exceptions to the rule

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Yeah look at Hendrix, he managed to be great AND a nigger at the same time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I'm flattered by a Hendrix comparison

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Your new travel guide
"The Obvious Planet"
( Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)

soz, I don't speak French

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

racist

( Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

are they wearing coats or not?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

strangly the sun appears to be out...
Some sort of pagan witchcraft no doubt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Iain Duncan Smith and Piers Morgan
Together with a selection of hand and power tools and corrosive liquids.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Michael Lush
I haven't had a pint with an unemployed hod-carrier before.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

This thread is so poo it won't even make 100 replies.
If anyone here is a vet could they do the decent thing and 'put it to sleep', please?

We can either just have a new one and hope the children don't notice, or tell them it went to live on a farm or summat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Someone start a new one then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)

it has to looks as similar as possible or they'll know

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)

The twins from funhouse

( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Scott and Ron Asheton?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)

oh COME ON this is good stuff here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Small new thread

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)