Momo's eating a slice of apple and he did a big plop like 5 minutes ago

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:53, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Rub it on your face then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)

NO ONE CARES, FRANK
Haha nah you're alright you are.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)

now he's got a bit of dried apricot

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)

What will that fucking prick do next, eh?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)

he'll probably try and stick his tiny parrott cock up his own arse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Whilst Frank makes tea

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:00, Reply)

he's just climbed up his ladder with a few sunflower seeds in his beak, now he's sat on his perch eating them and clucking to himself
oh, he's dropped them

I imagine he'll climb down for some more now
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:00, Reply)

now he's sat on his food bowl
I think he's digging through the food he doesn't like, looking for tasty bits

he just picked up some more apricot then licked it then dropped it again
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:02, Reply)

he's picked up a huge piece of apricot and gone back on his perch to eat it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)

This is fucking fascinating.

( Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:06, Reply)

he's actually got another bit of apricot
and he's sat on his perch eating it

but get this, he just chews it up and spits it out, he never actually eats the apricot
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:07, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1930135
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:04, Reply)

he's dropped the apricot now
I think he's going to get some more sunflower seeds

he's also rubbing his beak on a bit of cardboard tube to clean it
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I'm wondering who the bigger cunt is
You, for posting this dribble...or me, for fucking reading it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Did you mean: drivel?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:08, Reply)

he just slipped forward and stuck his little face right into his food bowl, that was funny

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:09, Reply)

I might give him a slice of fresh apple now, he well likes that

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)

oh man, he's eating a bit of dried banana

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)

No, I mean dribble

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)

well then you're a stupid cunt

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Be that as it may
I'm standing by what I've said.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)

well then
you're a stupid cunt
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Yes, yes

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Officer?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)

but has he ever done a plop on a train?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)

sorry, he's just not that waki

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:01, Reply)