The childishness of people who claim to be adults.

Alt: fuck off. I'm not a bendersexual.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:25, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Full list of names please.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)

And ages?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Oi!

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Quorn do ready meals as well, you know.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)

I never understood the point of quorn meals.
If you're a vegetarian, you don't get to eat meals that taste like meat. It's basically saying you like the taste of meat, which makes you a big fat hypocrite.

Or a bender.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Unless you object to meat on ethical grounds
in which case you're a cunt as well as a bender.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)

What we're basically saying
is that Tangles is a cunt and Darth is a bender.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)

It's almost as though this system is infallible.

( Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)

POP PAGE THIS NOW!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Quorn ready meals are for girls whose vegetarianism stems from a combination of being vaguely right on as a teenager and fussy eating.
They live on that shit until they move in with a man who can cook.
Then they'll happily revert to eating meat and think they were quite kooky and bohemian when they were younger because they used to be a vegetarian man.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Any girl who used to be a vegetarian man
has bigger problems than being a bit kooky.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Nicely put
I was struggling for a way to phrase that. Not enough coffee.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)

I deliberately missed out the comma
It was an affectation.
But you knew that, right?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Let's pretend we believe that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)

vegetarians should be gassed

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Er, no it doesn't
It would make you a hypocrite if you gave up eating meat because you didn't like the taste. If you like the taste of meat but gave it up for moral or ethical reasons, it's perfectly logical.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)

It's having your cute little lamb and eating it too
If you're doing it on grounds of conscience, don't mollify your body's cravings by tricking it into thinking it's still a man's body.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

I like you too much to reply to this
Apart from in this perfunctory format.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Don't mind me.
I'm just pissy cause I'm still dying of throataids.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)

I've got a lovely soothing balm for that
IN MY PENIS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)

I'm supposed to be going out tomorrow : (
First day out in fucking AGES and I'm half dead.

It's not fair.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Was it that denty-brained emvee?
I bet it was that denty-brained emvee, he's so stoopid that he doesn't think I'm LOVELY.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)

What?
How can anyone think that you are anything other than LOVELY, the LOVELY stuj?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)

I dunno the LOVELY Tangles.
Maybe he just wants some attention and thinks that being WRONG is the quickest way of going about getting some.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

I would start a thread asking people just how LOVELY you are...
but we all know that you are, Apart from that Lego brick muff stuffing, balloon hatted retard
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

:D
Ta The LOVELY Harters
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)

here, this'll cheer you up

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

\o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)