you'd be surprised how quickly things change if you do it properly.
Good luck. You'll get norks soon enough.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:13, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

he's got them already, I believe that this plays on Theo Bans already fragile self esteem
he tries to avert the shocked looks on the faces of those at the bottom of the strairs as his braless manboobs swing all over the place on his trudging descent.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:16, Reply)

ahhhh well then he could just pull them up and rub his face in his own moobs then?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I prefer bosoms to be clean shaven
Rubbing my face in my moobs is like rubbing my head on two giant sweaty testicles
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:26, Reply)

well then shave them. or wax them, a la whatsisname in forty year old virgin.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:28, Reply)

I got hair everywhere else, I ain't having two giant clean areas down me chest
I'd have to wax everything, and I don't think there's enough wax on the market anymore.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:29, Reply)

shame I threw out the paraffin wax seal from my chutney jar earlier, I would have donated it to the campaign.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

And you grew tired of that when you were a choirboy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)