mobile phones, they're shit an all.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:17, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So is lunch.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

wait, fuck, do they talk about anything else?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I neither know nor care, but I am anticipating Chomp getting upset because this thread will get more posts than his shit newsletter one.
The fucking spergling.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)

it's okay, if you talk about computer games he'll forget and bang on about xp and levelling up or something.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)

just don't mention mortgages, he gets quite upset :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)

that's because he can't afford one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)

CHOMP CAN'T AFFORD A MORTGAGE YOU SAY?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)

that's exactly it.
Though strangely enough, he's desperate for a housing crash.

But he has me on 2.0 so he can't actually see your quote about his inability to buy property, soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)

a housing crash that would nicely fuck up his own parents' retirement plans, for example
he's a lovely little man
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)

You can't be too hard on him, people with autism often struggle to comprehend how things affect other people.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)

I heard he got turned down because he has a ccj out against him for unpaid starbucks bills.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)

He thought they were suspended coffees

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:00, Reply)

I keep thinking you're me
It's too much for my tiny brain to handle
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:01, Reply)

I like how the capital F and the lowercase l together look almost like an H

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)

I like the love heart xxx

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Alright MMPS

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)

wanker

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)

xx

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)

alright mmps

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:21, Reply)

alright dozer

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)

alright yeah
Heard any good house music recently?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)

sadly not, only been out to shitty pubs that play rubbish recently. you?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)

yeah
Still on a Daniel Avery tip, off to see him again next month. DJ Sneak getting some plays too, as is some vintage H-Foundation, Jay Haze and Mark Farina. I work in Leeds, it's second only to London for clubbing and housey music and disc jockeys and that.

I'll link you up to some beastly techno as well if you want, and a mate of mine just did an acid house set for the Boiler Room, I'll gaz you up later, yeah?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)

sweet beans.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)