The Swedes have a word for "masturbating while crying".
It's 'Gråtrunk'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:17, 113 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have a word for that shivery feeling that people say feels like somebody's walked over your grave.
"Grooblies".
( Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)

My favourite word is the onomatopoiea for an erection.
"Bongle".
( Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Mine is 'eatery'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I fucking hate that word.
It doesn't even make any fucking sense.
( Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Its no serviette

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Serviettes go so well with UPVC windows.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Fucking right they do.
And 'settees', whatever the fuck they are.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

We've got four setees in our house. Imagine that.
Two in the lounge and two in the spare room.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Where do you keep your 'small plates' then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

In the banjolele room

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I think that is something that is placed in a 'lounge'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I placed my cock in YM's lounge

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I suggest a visit to the clap clinic is in order.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

No, I'm sorry, you've lost me entirely here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

I overheard some ghastly types talking about this when I had the displeasure of travelling by bus recently.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I noe a nice little eatery

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Shut up Gonzo

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I'm Gråtrunking as I type this

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)

SP

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)

YESSSSP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Andrew Marr?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)

He'll be laughing on the other side of his face in a minute

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)

ho HO!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Oof!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)

No real names on here please

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Sorry chief
How goes it? Good weekend?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

In-fucking-credible old boy.
Tip-top
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)

SWEET
Well that's nice to hear
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Honest guv it was marvellous.
Not only did I have my kid stay Thurs but I got another overnight on Sat - just brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)

GAY

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Are you really?
I can't say this comes as much of a surprise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Monty I've got 1981 on the phone for you. Apparently their playgrounds would like their 'joke' back.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)

What's that? You smelt it?
Then, sir, I put it to you in no uncertain terms that you must also have 'dealt it'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Your ex got properly mashed on her first night off then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I hope so. The idiot is welcome to do so every weekend should she so wish

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)

He'll be laughing on the other side of his face in a minute

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

He already did

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)

great 'ANDREW MARR' setup here, shame everyone's too thick to get involved

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I think more people should read the link in my sig.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

You are damned right

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)

I feel I need to apologise
Very witty
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)

He's a class act is our Chompy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I have a word for YM
It's 'prolapsed'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)

*blooms*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)

pinksocked

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Damn those sandpaper wank gloves

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Gråtrunk b3ta
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:25, Reply)

hahaha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1732473-to-hate-this-pub-quiz-team-name
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)

YANBU

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Goose pimples in French literally translates as chicken skin, which I think makes more sense

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

A friend of mine asked is Japanese friend what they call the 'Jap's Eye'
He said that the people he knew called it the 'German Mouth', because it never smiles :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

This is great

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)

*Clichtenstein*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I'm disputing this assertion.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

I'M DISPUTING YOUR FACE
Nah, not really. It's lovely.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Aw cheers, Twoser
You say the nicest things.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I'm a mixed bag, at best

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

mixed ball
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

tee hee!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Oh sorry I didn't know you were an expert on the Swedish language
OH HANG ON PERHAPS THAT'S BECAUSE YOU AREN'T, YOU YURT PRICK
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Well no, I wasn't claiming that
But according to the googles 'Grå' translates as 'Grey' from Swedish; 'Gråt' is Norwegian for 'weep', but I can see no source for your claim other than Urban Dictionary.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

SO SHUT UP ALRIGHT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Soz I can't speak Swedish you'll have to translate these posts for me, 'Sven Yurtssen'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I have a Phd in Swedish, and I assure you Monty is correct.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)

+massage

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I sure am 'correct massage', it's true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

NOIMEANTHISPHDISINSWEDISHMASSAGEYOUFUCKINGTWAT

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)

No you don't and he isn't.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Stop being upset and wrong on the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

This guy's a fuckin idiot

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I'm furious about this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I, on the other hand, am inordinately pleased with 'Sven Yurtssen'.
You've not heard the last of this I assure you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Sven Yurtssen and the Vegan Pirates

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Pirates Vikings
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)

They only play "yurtcore" music.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Has everyone seen this?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21994873
My shirt is made of gold, I don't give a fuck what you think.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Battered has got a more expensive one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)

expensive smaller
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)

More smaller?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

yeah why not

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)

It's a "Barbie Ken Limited Edition"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)

The full outfit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)

yes, everyone's seen that

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Everyone is seen that
you fucking idiot!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)

haha, we have a right laugh here don't we

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)

hahaha

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)

How was your Dim Sum you prick.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

let's not make this into a food thread ok

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I went to Bem Brasil last time I was in Manchester.
I ate lots of meat. Didn't feel great later on, probably wouldn't go back.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

woah check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)

So do we.
"danking"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)

cranking

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

true, but it's so much better if you're drunk as well.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Woah, it's 4:05

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Someone start a new thread PLEEEEEEEEEZE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)

The jews have loads words that don't exist in english, that I sometimes struggle to come up with an elocant english version.
Hulishing - To really really really want something edible.
Putz - a loveable idiot
schmuck - a not so loveable idiot.
schvitzing - to be out of breath / sweat a lot / to get wet through sweat
schvatza - a black man with only subtal hint of the conultations of 'nigger'.
yok - non jewish yob.
There's a word for the relationship between the two sets of parents of a bride/groom, but I can't rmeember what it is.




Incidently, "To get wet through sweat" is now going to be my workout video name.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)

And in English there are words that jews have no need for.
Like foreskin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)

And charity

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Don't mistake the trate of not liking to waste money, or even 'pay full price'.... as being uncharitable.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzedakah

Go to any glitzy chairty-garla and I bet you there is some little jewish-princess at the center of it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)

And you'll find that pretty much every jew absolutely loves to be a Mensch.
judaism.about.com/od/glossary/g/whatisamensch.htm
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Jewish Princess
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3-Z_gVbsxc
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:32, Reply)

How do they know which bit to remove then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)

I like Shiksa
I call my missus a shiksa from time to time. Not sure if I should, but she doesn't like it, so I'm going to continue.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Shakira is the ultimate shiksa

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Small and humble

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:32, Reply)

exactly what I was thinking.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:37, Reply)

What if she shook a shish kebab?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:36, Reply)

But are they screaming the Lord's Prayer?
Actually this explains a lot I didn't understand about the plot to "Gråtrunken Sjuksköterskor IX".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:27, Reply)