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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Right, so Chompy's now getting on with some work as I posted this:

How are YOU motivating your staff?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:00, 55 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
can't see that, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:02, Reply)
this ^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Threats of physical violence mainly
and the promise of giant Jenga.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I did some work this morning.
I don't have to motivate any staff to work.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:04, Reply)
No internet?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Occasionally I have to prioritise work over the internet.
Fortunately it doesn't happen too often.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Could you make this image bigger please?
Thanks in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Be fair, it's gone four, I've only got to keep the idle fucker going for another hour.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:07, Reply)
I love the idea that posting pictures on the internet is increasing NHS productivity, albeit in a very minor way.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)
he still has me on 2.0, the workshy bellend

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I love the irony of anyone here calling anyone else workshy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)
See now, I find I don't get into to trouble with my boss for being on the internet when I should be working..

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
What is it like up there on the moral high ground?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Like the joy of not facing redundancy.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)
why not?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)
...cos I I'm generally too busy actually working.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)
what do you do?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)
YM.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)
well she is quiet slim; make a change I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
POWWW!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:23, Reply)
gone four? what timezone are you in?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I've been on nights all weekend y'honna.
and let's face it, he barely does any work before 4, he's not going to any afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I loved that he came in at lunchtime due to being ill this morning
And rather than catch up on a morning's data input he came straight on here.

I wonder on what grounds his redundancy has been justified?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)
There'll be some seriously untidy paperclips in MK general today.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
OH THE HORROR!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)

image poster
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Shut up you bent spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)
shut up you spree killer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)
if they don't do as I say
Then they can't advertise or place any business. A simple arrangement, but it works.

I just booked next week off.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Do you own a phone box?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)
hundreds, mainly in the Greater London area

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)
i dont get it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Neither does Chompy unless he's got a spare tenner LOLOLOLOLOLOL

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)
i dont get it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I have no staff to motivate,
and luckily my immediate boss is based 250 miles away, nobody really interferes with me at the office and quite a few don't even know what the fuck I do.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)
sounds like grounds for redundancy to me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)
thats one thing that I can't really see happening
They would lose more profit than they pay me, my job is secured by my proffesional reputaion
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)
fuck off

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)
woah check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
momo?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)
he's playing with his feet
weird animal, he does that a lot
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Liverpoolololol
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-22155807

cunts
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)
A delightful family

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)
at least it was only a homeless
not a real person
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)
They certainly look charming little fucks.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Do you have any first hand experience of fanned frets, Frank?
I just wonder if they actually do what they claim.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)
that's another of those innovations that solves a non-existent problem
fuck off fanned frets, if you're worried about intonation then fit a compensated nut
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Your mum's compensating my nuts as we speak.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Textbook

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)
that'd be tricky, she died five years ago

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)
haha ha haha I don't get it hahaha haha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Frank's mum did.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 18:11, Reply)
Yeah, I'm not convinced
Also, 8 strings? Get a grip.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)
guitars have 6 strings tuned EADGBE low to high
anything else is for faggots
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)
It's not often that I agree with you, Frank
let's just it leave it there
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)

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