Alt: biscuits are shit, as is all sweet food.
Plus you couldn't live on them for long without developing serious health issues, you dick. As I understand it, the potato is one of very few foodstuffs you can live on almost exclusively pretty much indefinitely, so, potatoes please.

Altalt: angry Pakis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:06, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

B-b-but....m-my chelsea buns....:(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Meh, I say - MEH.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

I'll have one twosie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I put extra icing on them, as well :(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Didn't work out so well for the Irish.

( Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Had they planted a variety of different types they would have been fine, the stupid lazy smelly paddy cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Had they planted a wider variety of food crops in general they'd have been fine.
The problem was, they didn't.
( Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

The blight that ruined them affects only some varieties of spud.
The stupid wankers only needed to diversify within the one crop itself and they'd all have been fine. Still, on the plus side, loads of Irish people died.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)

And we ended up with a load of new roads.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)

and Chief O'Hara in Batman

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)

And 'scousers'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Dunno why they didn't grow some wheat or something.
I'd get bored of constantly eating potatoes, myself. I could've right gone for a loaf. Bit weird they didn't. After however many months of potatoes, a bit of toast would've gone down like ice cream.
( Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Laziness.
Laziness and stupidity. Two of the hallmarks of your 'padraig' to this very day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I have a mate who only eats potato and bread

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Seriously?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Yep

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Is he....ok?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)

He's a bit "special" but a top chap

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)

so chip butties then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)