i had a litre of evian for breakfast
then the fucking district line took about an hour to do about 4 miles, and i nearly wet myself.

alt: it depends. i'd say pasta if i could change the sauces every day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:19, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You're doing breakfast wrong.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)

this month i am on my water diet to get rid of all the easter chocolate
from 1 may breakfast will be either granola with yoghurt, a homemade smoothie, or a spinach omelette with mushrooms and a tiny bit of goats cheese. is that ok?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)

No.
but it's less likely to fuck you up than water.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)

why are those things not ok??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)

NO PIG.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)

well, why don't you come over for breakfast one day?
then there'll be a MIGHTY BIG PIG involved

xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I am unsure if this is a euphemism
Or if you're just calling me fat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)

breakfast kegels
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)

if i were doing those wrong
i WOULD have wet myself
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)

I know, the district line can be a bit scary.
but you don't need to be afraid now. there there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)

you don't know, man
you weren't THERE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)