fucking hell what is that stench?
smells like a fucking teenager in here
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Its a man with little to no sexual experience sitting behind a desk in his first suit.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)

where?>

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

I was referring to myself in the third person for the sake of comedy.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)

JCVD is confused by this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Okay, let me break this down for you.
Lynx is a fragrance who's marketing policy is to target young men with little or no sexual experience. Such people may be found in their first suits working in shitty desk jobs.

I was wearing some Lynx today.

You made a joke about this.

I continued the joke at my own expense by implying that the reason I was wearing Lynx was because I had no sexual experience and was wearing my first suit.

It's funny because I have a child so I must have done it with a lady, and I own several suits.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)

How many suits?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)

At the last count I think I have 5.
Plus a bespoke dinner suit.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)

YOU'VE ANSWERED THE QUESTION.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

alright "James Bond"
actually i want a new suit. Tell a lie I want two
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

and more importantly have they been tailored and what are they made of?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Bri-nylon and paki halitosis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

In fairness this only a guess.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Julie Andrews' less successful zzzzzzzzzz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)

I thought it was PhillieJoes twins.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)

That would've been funnier, yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Imma call POTD on this one right here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)

ANSWER THE QUESTION

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Could be someone elses child.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Just sayin

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

I'm saying it, but I'm pointing at my very fertile balls

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I fucked Kes' ear-vaginas and made her head pregnant.
So don't you talk to ME about fertile balls, MATE
( Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)

it's an Asian estate agent from Bethnal Green.
With a UV light under his car.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)