morning locals.
One of the neighbours insists on sitting his car at idle for 10 minutes every morning. It annoys me for some reason.
Why are we bullying chompy? I've been busy the last couple of days.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:36, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I live on the same street as a school
And people park on the zigzags every day. REALLY pisses me off.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:38, Reply)

1 word
Caltrops
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Don't think I haven't thought about it
Thing is, it's a catchment-only school, so they should be living well within walking distance anyway. Lazy cunts in Pompey, I tell you.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:43, Reply)

morning sexy knickers.
That is pretty cunty, I hate people who park right up on the pavement in a double yellow because their time is too precious to walk the 100 yards from the actual parking slot.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:39, Reply)

At the end of our cul-de-sac, there's a chip shop.
An endless procession of cunts park across the mouth of the street. Some of them get very upset at passive-aggressive notes on their windscreen saying 'if you needs your chips so badly you have to block the road rather than walk an extra five yards I'd consider giving them up, fatty'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Named after the Marquis de Sac

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:42, Reply)

I'm a fan of note leaving.
We've got limited parking on my street, so if someone does that thing where they take up 2 spaces, I like to leave a note explaining their idiocy. It was in the parish newsletter as "phantom angry note leaver"
I'm practically a bond villain.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)

You'd make a good Bond villain
I'd like to be a Bond villain's #1 henchman. Named "Mr" something.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:45, Reply)

'windy Pig' is a great title for a Bond film.
Adele could sing the song and it'd be a description the artiste and the film.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Haha
It practically writes itself. Also, 'Ginger' rhymes with 'Ninja'. There's something in that, certainly.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Yet it doesn't rhyme with 'singer'
Weird, eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

English is such a prick!
AMIRITE?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

It's certainly a bastard mongrel of a language.
But I rather like it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Yeah, I think I'll stick with it
for now
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:58, Reply)

That's no way to speak to your wife

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

I was crossing the road with my kids
and some cunt that wasn't looking where he was going reversed towards us on the zigzags. I dropped my kids on the pavement, leaned in through his window and scared the shit out him. "Alright mate!"..."I'M NOT YOUR MATE....MOVE_YOUR_CAR!" It was quite satisfying, but my kids berated me for it afterwards.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:42, Reply)

you're my hero.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

A leather clad arse bandit does this with his motorbike
Alright windy?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:39, Reply)

motorbikes need it though,
Modern cars do not. Unless it's properly minus 10.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Yeah I know, but I just don't care. It's annoying

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:41, Reply)

maybe you should go down and confront him about it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Nah, I'd rather seethe in my flat and moan on here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)

It's the British way.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)

AB has run away from /talk like a rat on a sinking ship. he's trying to make his mark on here.
Dozer seems to enjoy backing him up. /shortversion
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:39, Reply)

ab likes to latch on to one person and use the same joke over and over at them.
See Ringo and other members of qotw for reference. What got him poking his troll stick at you?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Something to do with Chompy having a dislike of images on /OT.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:43, Reply)

but I moaned about that more than him.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)

I put him people on temporary ignore if the photos are annoying me. This is a great injustice so AB is constantly posting pictures to prove a point... To be honest Im lost.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Not so smart now are you with all your roundabouts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)

I got that with Monty's hair-pulling a la "Frisbee's an alcy". That guy really went the distance :/

( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:45, Reply)

You know it's time to DYAAKY when Dozer is on your side or.....
even worse white knighting you
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Dozer will fawn over anyone who isn't bored by him, he wants to be loved.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Yeah, bored of that now
haha hahahaha check em
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Is that a witty height gag?
If not, it should be.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)