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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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"Oh woe is me, I have a family and a nice house and the day off"

Sadship Enterprise Stardate 456.9: Dear Diary, sportscow is an INSENSITIVE CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:21, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
You really a pathetic loser in life.
I suggest suicide.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)
bit tight

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)
*lubes*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Who said I have the day off?
YOU INSENSITIVE CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)
He's probably already had sex with his wife today too!
Bastard.

Although, I had sex with her yesterday.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)
My ticket number didn't come up from the queue

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)
You as well eh?
Sorry I went first. My enormous penis will have left it for you like spinning a mouse around inside a cathedral.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)
She said you'd forgotten your high chair

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)
I told her not to talk with her mouth full.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Didn't matter. We were the same height laying down.
Doesn't she make a strange noise when she cums?

Oh, sorry, you probably don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)
There are 3 kinds of female orgasm, you know?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Yes, YM showed me last night.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
I haven't got enough plastic sheeting for number 3.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Incorrect.
They are;

Positive - "Yes, yes, yes!"

Religious - "Oh god, oh god, oh god!"

and Fake - "Oh, Battered!"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Oh, that's what the mess was.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

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