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look no carrots, this may be the definitive answerwww.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2013/mar/06/how-make-perfect-cornish-pasties
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:25,
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I bet you think this is all very goodm.guardian.co.uk/business/2013/apr/16/big-six-energy-suppliers-tax
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company's should pay their tax. I'm not sure where you are going with this(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:35,
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Calling you a cunt basically. Do I have to spell it out constantly?
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this makes no sense at all, I think maybe your "moonshine" has affected your brain(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:38,
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Why is Nakers a cunt for saying corporations should pay their tax?Do you think they shouldn't? I think that kind of makes you a cunt, personally.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:40,
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I was saying he's the sort of cunt that loves the energy companies.He's probably a shareholder. The worst sort of cunt.
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Fucking people investing in companies that make your modern way of life possible, they are worse than the Mongol hords(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:45,
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Did I tell you about the 25k electricity bill we got here a couple of months ago?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:37,
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It was well LOL.For about 8 years, every single person that read the meter here missed off the last digit - until the last one. My boss argued them down to about 9k saying it was their own error etc but still v funny. I realise this tale lacks the punch of, say, 'my pet bird did a plop' but still.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:43,
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woah, hang on, let me get a coffee and settle down here, I'm sensing the approach of a classic anecdote here(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:39, Reply)
Your flat is really depressing, have you thought about, cleaning or decorating or maybe putting a picture or two?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:46,
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+ setting fire to that repulsive 'settee' in a layby.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:48,
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Perhaps investing in a 'telephone table' might be helpful, too.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:49,
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Bouquet residence, the mental of the house speaking (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:51,
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Those blinds make it look like he lives in a down-at-heel office.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:52,
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Must... Not... Click...Dammit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:53,
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see, what I really need is a longer telephone leadI'll put that on the shopping list then forget it again, cheers
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I fucking hate pictures on walls, load of fucking cunt if you ask me(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:26, Reply)
I'M CORNISH AND THIS IS NOT ONLY TRUE BUT FUCKING BORING! BEST THREAD EVER!ITS CALLED A TURNIP DOWN HERE SO THEY FAIL
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Peej, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:40,
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Turnips fail in Cornwall?Oh man, it's going to be the Irish potato famine all over again, but with Cornwall and turnips. The Cornish Turnip Famine, if you will.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:41,
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How may Turnips does it take to kill a CornishmanWITHAKNIFE!
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Peej, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:44,
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They can't even have tinned turnip because all the tin mines are shut!Poor the Corns.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:45,
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You're gonna end up looking like a corn fed chicken(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:52,
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You'll be pleased to know I have marked thatchers funeral today by wearing my favourite Billy Bragg t-shirt. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:54,
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I hope one day mark Thomas butt fucks billy Bragg to death(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:56,
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Is he as annoying in real life as on the radio?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:02,
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He's a top bloke. I contributed to one of his books a few years ago. Every time he does a new tour we get free tickets and have supper with him afterwards. Very nice bloke, very down to earth. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:03,
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He seems like a top bloke to me.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:04,
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I have a lot of time for Mark Thomas.But I can't stand Tim Minchin, the waqqi kooky prick.
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You would say thatTbf I actually find him quite funny in places, I like his manifesto thing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:06,
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One of his best was the teddy bears picnics he held in Parliament square when they were trying to ban protests in the square. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:07,
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I love picnics, we have a wicker picnic basket with matching china plates and cutlery and shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:11,
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We got a rucksack picnic set as a wedding present. champagne flutes, pure cotton napkins, the lot. Only problem is its really heavy. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:19,
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BREAKING NEWSCapitalism has collapsed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:57,
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I bet the T-shirt is 20 years old a little tight so that his little pot belly sticks out(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:58,
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Nope. Only a few months old. I don't know what my wife did last year but I got a birthday card from him. Something hand drawn talking Bout how micro 'is half English too'** my wife is Scottish. He wrote a song called half English.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:00,
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I can honestly say I've heard heard a single one of his songs(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:01,
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I bet he'd like some of the Woody Guthrie covers too. Such as 'Power in a union'. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:06,
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If he was black like me then he'd love Public Enemy and The Roots.(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:07, Reply)
you do realise that only black people are allowed to like hip hop?Any Caucasians that like it are just wiggaz and clearly trying to he something they aren't, just to shock mater and pater.
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Yeah well I'm listening to slayer at the moment, which they would probably like even less(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:12,
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Slayer were sampled by Public Enemy and were on Def Jam.What I'm saying here is that to all intents and purposes, Slayer were a Negro rap crew.
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I heard Alice Copper on the radio earlier haven't heard any of his stuff for years. My daughter likes listening to AC/DC.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:14,
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this is the funniest attempt at a middle aged man trying to be down wit da yout I have seen in a long time.(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:17, Reply)
I am not and never claimed to be 'down' with anything. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:18,
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Tired. Courtesy of drinks with some good friends last night. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:00,
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Yep and damn grateful I am for them too. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:08,
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Why have you been a terrible person and don't really deserve them?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:10,
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Do Monty and stunned poster make it into this elite group(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:11,
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This is a terrible clicheBut I do view my closest friends as extended family.
To their eternal horror.
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How was your date the other night?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:14,
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You're coming quite the drinker lately, doens't seem like a week goes by when you're not mentioning your alchol poisoning.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:33,
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Funnily enough you haven't mentioned your opiate dependency recently. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:35,
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or fuelling his gutAIDSWith the kind of food that would give a healthy person the galloping shits.
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I'm not entirely sure you're completely aware of everything that I eat/drink.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:53,
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I don't think the two really compare, but it's still there, as it'll always be. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:40,
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Pretty sure they both wreck your physical and mental health(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:44,
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alright RoryHave you checked out that Calibre mix yet? I didn't know he was one of your lot.
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padraig ent he, very clever producer.not as yet, on my list of to do's
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:52,
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fo shoGoldie and Bukem did good mixes for fabriclive an' all. Worth looking up.
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never got goldie as a producer or mixer, despite having seen him a few times; bukem I used to like but a bit noodly and on the quiet side(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:00,
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I really dug TimelessBut I'm considerably younger than you. He really did help shift that scene from hardcore originating jungle toward more imaginative and intricate Drum n Bass. Having said that, he got Rob Playford to do all the actual studio work.
Bukem can be noodly, but that's what he does. If you want badass stuff then it's Hype and Roni Size and that.
Interesting that some of the more 'musical' producers like Roni Size, Peshay and Photek were much more hard edged as DJs.
Totally different discipline though, innit?
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Dunno hype and the ganja kru somewhat childlike 14 yr old kids in puffa jackets stuff blazin blunts. That said Zinc has stood the test of time.Roni Size again a bit gay.
Also five years isn't really that considerable. Goldie might have helped bridge the gap to drum and bass but he's shit. Unlike Omni Trio who did it far better than him.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:13,
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Five years is a considerable gap between the musical tastes of a 16 year old who gets in to that stuff via GoldieAnd a 21 year old who's already well into Moving Shadow and Reinforced.
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Pretty sure one is prescribed and recommended by doctors, because not taking it is worst for my phsyical and mental health....... where as the other one is the oppersite.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:50,
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Moreso than battered with his alcohol problems (as much as he'd describe himself as a 'heavy social drinker' , you've l developed tolerance and become dependent on your drug of choiceFunnily enough doctors don't recommend that. Pretty sure opiate painkillers cause withdrawals including agitation, anxiety, depression,paranoia, as well as a variety of damage to your internal organs
no offence like
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:58,
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opiates also cause constipation.In light of Gonz's condition, is this ironic or merely wry? Help a nigga out yo.
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whichever way you dice it not good for his guts(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:03,
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Well of course i've developed a dependance, how could I have not developed a dependance / high tollerance ?When you have have incurable long term pain related illness, then they put you on painkillers long term.
Yes, it has those effects when you don't get them, and its a horrific feeling. But it's better, both medically and actually, than being in disabilitating pain all the time. Not entirely sure why they would prescribe them otherwise.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:02,
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Better management of your pain control might be adviseable. Pretty sure being boxed all day long is pretty detrimental.Perhaps a colostomy bag/ stoma may be the way forward. Also the people I know with Crohns are fastidious in what they eat, ultra health, and none of them smoke funnily enough, and take regular exercise.
You are what you eat Gonz
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:07,
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It's pretty tight as it is, I see the GP every week and the pain team every other month.I'll probably need a bag thinggy in the future, but whilst its being controlled via medication, then its not needed. You're not aware of what I actually eat, only the bits that I enjoy as a treat every weekish, and they don't effect me any differently the next day or soo. You're right about smoking though.
Either way, my opiate intake is not comparable to alcholism.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:15,
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Gonz, it's a cheap shot to be having a go at Battered for his alcohol problems when you could be mentioning his habit of murdering eastern european sex workers.(
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