Hair of the dog FTW.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:50, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You're gonna end up looking like a corn fed chicken

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:52, Reply)

You'll be pleased to know I have marked thatchers funeral today by wearing my favourite Billy Bragg t-shirt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:54, Reply)

I hope one day mark Thomas butt fucks billy Bragg to death

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:56, Reply)

I know Mark Thomas. Trufax.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:58, Reply)

Is he as annoying in real life as on the radio?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:02, Reply)

He's a top bloke. I contributed to one of his books a few years ago. Every time he does a new tour we get free tickets and have supper with him afterwards. Very nice bloke, very down to earth.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:03, Reply)

He seems like a top bloke to me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:04, Reply)

I have a lot of time for Mark Thomas.
But I can't stand Tim Minchin, the waqqi kooky prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:06, Reply)

You would say that
Tbf I actually find him quite funny in places, I like his manifesto thing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:06, Reply)

One of his best was the teddy bears picnics he held in Parliament square when they were trying to ban protests in the square.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:07, Reply)

I love picnics, we have a wicker picnic basket with matching china plates and cutlery and shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:11, Reply)

We got a rucksack picnic set as a wedding present. champagne flutes, pure cotton napkins, the lot. Only problem is its really heavy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:19, Reply)

this from a man who's been to Tibet and climbed Mount Everest

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:39, Reply)

BREAKING NEWS
Capitalism has collapsed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:57, Reply)

I bet the T-shirt is 20 years old a little tight so that his little pot belly sticks out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:58, Reply)

Well I'm turned on.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:59, Reply)

Nope. Only a few months old. I don't know what my wife did last year but I got a birthday card from him. Something hand drawn talking Bout how micro 'is half English too'*
* my wife is Scottish. He wrote a song called half English.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:00, Reply)

I can honestly say I've heard heard a single one of his songs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:01, Reply)

You'd love To Have and Have Not

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:05, Reply)

I bet he'd like some of the Woody Guthrie covers too. Such as 'Power in a union'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:06, Reply)

If he was black like me then he'd love Public Enemy and The Roots.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:07, Reply)

I do like pe and the roots

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:09, Reply)

you do realise that only black people are allowed to like hip hop?
Any Caucasians that like it are just wiggaz and clearly trying to he something they aren't, just to shock mater and pater.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:11, Reply)

Yeah well I'm listening to slayer at the moment, which they would probably like even less

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:12, Reply)

Slayer were sampled by Public Enemy and were on Def Jam.
What I'm saying here is that to all intents and purposes, Slayer were a Negro rap crew.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:14, Reply)

I heard Alice Copper on the radio earlier haven't heard any of his stuff for years.
My daughter likes listening to AC/DC.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:14, Reply)

this is the funniest attempt at a middle aged man trying to be down wit da yout I have seen in a long time.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:17, Reply)

I am not and never claimed to be 'down' with anything.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:18, Reply)

Looks a bit whiney

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:08, Reply)

alright Battso?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:59, Reply)

Tired. Courtesy of drinks with some good friends last night.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:00, Reply)

You have friends?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:04, Reply)

Yep and damn grateful I am for them too.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:08, Reply)

Why have you been a terrible person and don't really deserve them?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:10, Reply)

Nah.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:11, Reply)

Do Monty and stunned poster make it into this elite group

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:11, Reply)

they sincerely hope not

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:15, Reply)

This is a terrible cliche
But I do view my closest friends as extended family.

To their eternal horror.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:12, Reply)

How was your date the other night?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:14, Reply)

no real life stuff on b3ta thanks.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:15, Reply)

Just fingers then?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:25, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:27, Reply)

You're coming quite the drinker lately, doens't seem like a week goes by when you're not mentioning your alchol poisoning.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:33, Reply)

Funnily enough you haven't mentioned your opiate dependency recently.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:35, Reply)

or fuelling his gutAIDS
With the kind of food that would give a healthy person the galloping shits.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:37, Reply)

Quite.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:40, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure you're completely aware of everything that I eat/drink.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:53, Reply)

I don't think the two really compare, but it's still there, as it'll always be.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:40, Reply)

Pretty sure they both wreck your physical and mental health

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:44, Reply)

Yep.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:44, Reply)

alright Rory
Have you checked out that Calibre mix yet? I didn't know he was one of your lot.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:46, Reply)

padraig ent he, very clever producer.
not as yet, on my list of to do's
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:52, Reply)

fo sho
Goldie and Bukem did good mixes for fabriclive an' all. Worth looking up.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:57, Reply)

never got goldie as a producer or mixer, despite having seen him a few times; bukem I used to like but a bit noodly and on the quiet side

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:00, Reply)

I really dug Timeless
But I'm considerably younger than you. He really did help shift that scene from hardcore originating jungle toward more imaginative and intricate Drum n Bass. Having said that, he got Rob Playford to do all the actual studio work.

Bukem can be noodly, but that's what he does. If you want badass stuff then it's Hype and Roni Size and that.

Interesting that some of the more 'musical' producers like Roni Size, Peshay and Photek were much more hard edged as DJs.

Totally different discipline though, innit?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:06, Reply)

Dunno hype and the ganja kru somewhat childlike 14 yr old kids in puffa jackets stuff blazin blunts. That said Zinc has stood the test of time.
Roni Size again a bit gay.

Also five years isn't really that considerable. Goldie might have helped bridge the gap to drum and bass but he's shit. Unlike Omni Trio who did it far better than him.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Five years is a considerable gap between the musical tastes of a 16 year old who gets in to that stuff via Goldie
And a 21 year old who's already well into Moving Shadow and Reinforced.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Pretty sure one is prescribed and recommended by doctors, because not taking it is worst for my phsyical and mental health....
... where as the other one is the oppersite.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:50, Reply)

Moreso than battered with his alcohol problems (as much as he'd describe himself as a 'heavy social drinker' , you've l developed tolerance and become dependent on your drug of choice
Funnily enough doctors don't recommend that. Pretty sure opiate painkillers cause withdrawals including agitation, anxiety, depression,paranoia, as well as a variety of damage to your internal organs

no offence like
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:58, Reply)

opiates also cause constipation.
In light of Gonz's condition, is this ironic or merely wry? Help a nigga out yo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:01, Reply)

whichever way you dice it not good for his guts

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:03, Reply)

Well of course i've developed a dependance, how could I have not developed a dependance / high tollerance ?
When you have have incurable long term pain related illness, then they put you on painkillers long term.

Yes, it has those effects when you don't get them, and its a horrific feeling. But it's better, both medically and actually, than being in disabilitating pain all the time. Not entirely sure why they would prescribe them otherwise.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:02, Reply)

Better management of your pain control might be adviseable. Pretty sure being boxed all day long is pretty detrimental.
Perhaps a colostomy bag/ stoma may be the way forward. Also the people I know with Crohns are fastidious in what they eat, ultra health, and none of them smoke funnily enough, and take regular exercise.

You are what you eat Gonz
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:07, Reply)

It's pretty tight as it is, I see the GP every week and the pain team every other month.
I'll probably need a bag thinggy in the future, but whilst its being controlled via medication, then its not needed. You're not aware of what I actually eat, only the bits that I enjoy as a treat every weekish, and they don't effect me any differently the next day or soo. You're right about smoking though.

Either way, my opiate intake is not comparable to alcholism.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:15, Reply)

Gonz, it's a cheap shot to be having a go at Battered for his alcohol problems when you could be mentioning his habit of murdering eastern european sex workers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:40, Reply)

Thanks for that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 18:40, Reply)