Evening saddo thread.
So I just paid £60 to go LARPing with Cavy and her mates. what's the geekiest thing you did recently?

ALt: cycled to work today after a 6-month break, I am simultaneously glad I did it and aware how out of shape I am. How did you make yourself proud recently?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:22, 71 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I saved Chompy's job

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Yes dear.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:26, Reply)

I knocked up a tool to perform semantic analysis of manually written state machine code to describe it in a formal language, optimise it through automaton/finite group theory, and a compiler to re-generate it as your mum.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:34, Reply)

actual LOL.
I did not see that coming.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:59, Reply)

geekiest thing: got excited about And the Hippos Were Boiled in Their Tanks.
Alt: got endorsed for copywriting by several people.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Alt: STOP ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADING MUSIC!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:38, Reply)

I'm whistling a Lennon/McCartney song and there's nothing they can do about it.
Screw you, Macca! Screw you!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:39, Reply)

I GET THIS!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:39, Reply)

alright blueser
What did you think of Dilated Peoples then? You should also check out Ugly Duckling and The Roots.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:42, Reply)

I am totally wondering if I can afford Wu-Tang tickets.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:45, Reply)

I saw a repress of 36 Chambers at the weekend.
It's on the list.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:50, Reply)

Let's remember this glorious moment from the Archives.
Not suitable for anyone's office, not even Chompy's.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:56, Reply)

is that really her?
Eew.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:59, Reply)

meh, you've had worse.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:01, Reply)

I haven't actually.
I'm a virgin.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Ahh, right then.
I've had worse then.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:04, Reply)

Eew.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:04, Reply)

your mum asked nicely
and I'm a sucker for politeness.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:05, Reply)

I've seen those photos Chompy's posted of you, I dispute this claim.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:04, Reply)

What, the picture where I'm drunk and pulling a silly face?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:05, Reply)

Not a dry seat in the house, I bet.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:07, Reply)

Well of course not, Halfy, Bear Pookie and Spakkaman were there.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:11, Reply)

Frothing at the clopper
Not.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:12, Reply)

Wait, there's more!
b3ta.com/talk/1657878
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:21, Reply)

We're apparently best buddies, online, rather than concerned taxpayers
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1935810
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:22, Reply)

2.0
:(
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:23, Reply)

AB has run away from /talk like a rat on a sinking ship. he's trying to make his mark on here.
Dozer seems to enjoy backing him up. /shortversion
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:39
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:25, Reply)

You don't run away from /talk like a rat from a sinking ship.
You gradually slither away like a persistent turd that keeps getting flushed.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:27, Reply)

You won't have see this MEGAZING either
NO IMAGES ON OFF TOPIC, CHOMPY MIGHT GET CAUGHT GOOFING OFF FOR THE ENTIRE DAY.

(DOZERTRON! anti-spastic headmeds, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:18, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
I thought top level DJ's like you were able to change the record.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:19, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
we do it so that you don't notice any break in the music.
So a constant stream of repetitive content is entirely apt.
(DOZERTRON! anti-spastic headmeds, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:37, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:31, Reply)

See now, the thing is, me trolling on here isn't exactly a new thing and he could either go along with the joke with a 'hahaha, you bastard I only just started in this office yesterday'...
...and brazen it out, like Monty does with the whole 'decapitated drug dealer' thing or go away and actually do some work as opposed to getting arsey and 'oh you're ganging up on me now' or trying to suggest that I'm trying muscle in on some virgin trolling turf ahead of all the the other nasty bullies which invariably leads to more derision.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:43, Reply)

he genuinely doesn't seem to see wasting his working day on here is at all a bad thing.
Hence the tears over the pic posting in office hours, when maybe he should be not breaching the NHS internet use policy and abusing his employer's time.


I suspect 'B3ta polymath' isn't in his job description.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Thing is, every NHS trust I've ever worked at blocks b3ta as a matter of course, so he may very well be using a mirror.
Which is Frowned Upon rather a lot.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:58, Reply)

you do know you're one of about 3 /offtopicers that this doesn't apply to
not claiming any moral high ground but you picked an odd place to preach about wasting time at work.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:00, Reply)

I thinks it's more to do with Chompy moaning about seeing images on his work PC when he should be working.
If he doesn't like it, tough shit.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:03, Reply)

Thing is, there's certain images he's not averse to.
If I could be arsed I'd go trawling looking for a thread where he was happy to perv over a picture of a young lady in a bikini but took the arse about 'work inappropriate' material when JMG posted an image of Beth Ditto in her bra.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:09, Reply)

I personally waste hours of my employer's time.
It's a bit shameful, but I'm pretty good when I am working, so swings and roundabouts...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:05, Reply)

If you do your job, get good appraisals, feedback etc. and can still find time to piss about here then there's no harm.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:08, Reply)

Sometimes if I'm nights I'll read TWTD or IGN, but only if it's VERY quiet, the patient I'm responsible for is stable and I never log in.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:10, Reply)

I bet you can never get an up to date spreadsheet detailing paperclip quantities when you need one.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:12, Reply)

It's only going to get worse as I hear they're likely to be very short-staffed soon :(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:16, Reply)

See now, if you're going to waste time at work dicking about on the internet that's none of my business.
However, if you get caught and get into trouble for dicking about on the internet, it's not because I've been dicking about on the internet in a slightly different way to you, it means you're spending too much time on the internet at work.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:05, Reply)

NASTY

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:05, Reply)

We should probably get it PP'd so everyone knows not to look at it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:08, Reply)

I bit the heads off some chickens to entertain people.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:53, Reply)

The other night I dreamed I was eating steak.
Am I still a vegetarian?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:55, Reply)

for sixty quid i hope there is some sort of forest orgy
Or even just a bit of fern covered tit
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Cavy's tits?
Not worth even 60p.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:00, Reply)

don't knocking til you've tried it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:03, Reply)

I've had much, much better.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:04, Reply)

no, you haven't.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1937195
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:05, Reply)

That's right, if it's posted on b3ta it's true.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Indeed.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1937199
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:07, Reply)

I like your sig.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:17, Reply)

I have a T-shirt that says "I still hate Thatcher"
only item I've ever worn to get positive comments from strangers in the street. I wonder if it'll still work.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:24, Reply)

I have one of these t shirts


I wore it at a shopping park once and this old man kept staring at my tits. I felt so fucking cheap.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:33, Reply)

some of us can carry off Westwood gear.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:33, Reply)

I also have a 'vintage' 80s Thatcher T
it's got a red and black print of maggie with fangs and says "THATCHULA, Britain's biggest Vampire". it's probably worth millions now.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:34, Reply)

I think it would. I've worn my favourite Billy Bragg one today.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:33, Reply)

So your t shirt only has one tit on it then?
Good good.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:34, Reply)

nice. I was cycling a bit close to the closed off bit and didn'y want to get stopped before I got to work
so I wimped out.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:36, Reply)

London was surprisingly light on protests.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:49, Reply)

so I heard.
oh well, I can't complain.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:15, Reply)

nope, not even catered this time.
basically paying to camp in a field in fancy dress. :/

on the up side I may buy a rubber knife fro 30 quid.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:03, Reply)

I didn't go LARPing

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:06, Reply)

ever

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:07, Reply)

that's the alt answer by the way

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:27, Reply)

I reckon that'll be a good laugh, hope you have fun.
I got into a geek pissing contest with this guy: megadesignstudio.co.uk/

He was going on about hand-coding in Notepad++ and using HTML5/CSS3, so I pointed out to him that he's got image based navigation that uses dreamweaver's built-in javascript functions... so if he did hand-code it, he managed to write identical code to Macromedia over 7 years ago.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:28, Reply)

When WAS the last time you got laid Gonz?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:44, Reply)

Never.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:48, Reply)

ha ha , well done Gonz.
yeah, I know it will, last time was the most fun I've had clothed, amazing how much fun you can have when stop caring about normality.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:46, Reply)