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Gosh, it is certainly deceptive when the picture is small

(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:04, archived)
christ
what a set of munters, and with tan lines

TAN LINES! if your going to get your tits out at least make sure they're nice and brown
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:11, archived)
RASSIST!

(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:12, archived)
When will you be showing us all
how it's done?
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:12, archived)
my boobs are far too nice
to show a bunch of slavering internet weirdo's, but i can confirm there are no tan marks
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:14, archived)
*imagines*

/lies down
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:18, archived)

imagines fwaps to the tune of the birdy song
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:24, archived)
Haha
I prefer to show mine to one slavering internet weirdo at a time ;)
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:22, archived)
oh yes?
care to elaborate which internet weirdo saw them last?

hmm...
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:25, archived)
Haha
No.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:27, archived)
tan marks are for jazz mags and skin flicks only

(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:26, archived)
I get my baps out when I go to the beach,
so why do I still get tan lines? grrr.

(probably because the bikini top goes back on as soon as I go anywhere near sitting up, but still, ANNOYING considering most of the time is spent laying flat on my back)
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:14, archived)
"most of the time is spent laying flat on my back"
Hussy.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:16, archived)
i never tan
but anais nin says milkywhite skin is sexy.

so i win too.
*wins*
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:19, archived)
I've never seen the point
I'd rather wake up next to a cream-skinned beauty than a pile of caramel-coloured crepe paper.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:22, archived)
why wrap her in sticky paper when you can smear her in cream, eh?

(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:37, archived)
pale and interesting
this is very true
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:26, archived)
the thing i hate most is when everyone looks the same
why should i use fake tan or age my skin just to look like everyone else?
i might as well bleach my hair and spend half an hour a day straightening it.
it ain't gonna happen.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:31, archived)
EGADS!
That is grim!
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:11, archived)