The NHS is annoying me at the moment
High falutin doctors using long words telling you what is wrong. Then when you ask for that in writing, you have to wait 10 working days, sorry.

Cunts.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:37, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

They're all terrified of being sued these days.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)

They should just give him the bromide before any more children get hurt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I'll sue them for being cunts.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Perfectly ok to record your consultations on your phone.
Best ask first though.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)

I think I'll do that,. Ta.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)

have you tried not being so wet and using a search term as mentioned by your GP, or in the alternative you could type 'I am a fat cunt' and see what shows up

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Well, its not me. If it was I wouldn't mind.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)

if it's not you why do you care?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)

WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SO DIFFICULT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)

A kid he knows has had an, ah, accident where they, ah accidentally tore their anus.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

AHH THE OLD 'HE WAS JUST CLIMBING OVER A FENCE AND SLIPPED ONTO THE SPIKE' SWITCHEROO PAEDO EXCUSE STORY
TEXTBOOK
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)

The thing is, the poor sod's parents are back from holiday on Monday so this needs sorting pronto to avoid any awkward questions.
And to ensure 'Uncle Bart' gets to look after him again next year.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)

NO PRESSURE THERE BARTLEBY

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)

'I HAVEN'T GOT TIME TO LOOK UP THESE TERMS - WILL HIS ARSE STILL BE BLEEDING ON MONDAY OR NOT?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)

All they need to tell you is
Eat a lot less
Exercise
Stop noncing kids
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)

See above.
But that is excellent advice for us all though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)