Why are you in a shitty mood?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

grammar bad, scots tight
I fink
( Theoban What of it, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:05, Reply)

It really is as petty as this actually.
Oh dear. I need to get a fucking grip.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:06, Reply)

nah it's always little shit that gets people down
big shit is usually too big to process
( Theoban What of it, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:07, Reply)

You wouldn't be able to cope in my job.
The amount of spastics I have to talk through simple tasks every day is fucking mind-boggling. Only just two minutes ago, somebody called up saying their monitor had rotated "by itself". When I told her the keyboard shortcut to put it back she said "it's not working". I had to go on and do it for her.

She was either too lazy, or too stupid, to press three keys at the same time.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:09, Reply)

Sadly it's Layer 8 problems that keep us in a job, innit?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Layer HATE
amirite?
( Kroney, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Ok now I'm even more annoyed
I have just received an 'e-shot' (fuck off) from M-Retailing Internet Retailing, headed 'are you experienced?'. The cunts are quoting Hendrix at me and it makes me want to die. The only consolation is that they have not made any reference to 'e-tailing' or invited me to a 'webinar'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Two words: Michael Ryan
You know what to do.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:25, Reply)

Shoot up the shops and get a pint of milk?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:26, Reply)

*Nose/point thing*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:27, Reply)

In the words of the great Les Dennis 'ah dert realleh knerrrr'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:05, Reply)

Why don't you spend this evening
Practicing your 'really small' writing, then you'll be able to sign Battered's foot-mong cast.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:07, Reply)

hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:15, Reply)

The band Cast had a song in the hit-parade called 'walk away'
I hope they re release it and change it to 'limp away' - with backing vocals from Heather Mills.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:20, Reply)

With 'Jake the Peg' on the flip.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:21, Reply)

Best not be mean about this.
'Else he might put his foot down.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:23, Reply)

You're right, I'd better toe the line.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:24, Reply)