Yes, as that's in China you clown footed idiot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:38, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I know where Tibet is, you salt & pepper-haired cocklover.
It was a nod to your habit of nonchalantly namechecking places you've visited.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Pardon me for asking a genuine on /OT for a change.
Prick.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:43, Reply)

asking a genuine what?
Cock.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:44, Reply)

Question.
Fuck off.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:48, Reply)

I was doing some 'environmental scanning' at work
And read this which is one of the funniest things on Money Marketing's website ever:

"All people should have to make their own provisions, period. That's why we have too many people sucking off the tax payer in today's society. Get rid of all public sector pensions and make everyone save for their retirement. And if they end up with nothing, tough. Interestingly our poorer Chinese counterparts who get nothing save more if their income as is westerners."
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:49, Reply)

If you think that is funny then you need to have a word with yourself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:53, Reply)

It's funny because it says 'sucking off the tax payer'.
And I did qualify the statement with 'one of the funniest things on Money Marketing's website ever'. It's not really known for its sardonic wit and cutting satire.

You massive fucking spastic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:55, Reply)

oh man, now it looks like you explained the joke to me before I laughed
could you delete that please?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:56, Reply)

it's alright, I explained the 'sucking off' bit to Battered.
You can laugh at 'tax payer' instead of 'taxpayer' if you want.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:57, Reply)

to be honest, I was going to just let that one ride

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Yeah, the 'sucked off' thing is pretty funny innit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:02, Reply)

I think it's a lot funnier now Battered has got upset about it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:04, Reply)

He's easily angered, ent he?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:05, Reply)

just so I know where you're up to in your planned evening
I'm guessing you've studied and had dinner but not got round to your wank yet, is that correct?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:06, Reply)

got it in one yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:07, Reply)

so wank-wise, it's still in the planning stages?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:09, Reply)

Yeah.
I'm going to be hitting up YouTube for a montage of Sian Williams upskirts and Rachel Riley bending over in a low cut top.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:12, Reply)

well, just remember
at the moment of ecstacy, whatever you do, do not think about the smell your dad leaves in the bathroom

put all thoughts of your father's bowel aroma right out of your head

repeat: under no circumstances should you think about the smell of your dad's bottom at the point of orgasm

HTH
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:24, Reply)

check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:24, Reply)

lol
"sucking off the taxpayer"
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:55, Reply)