His column in Classic Rock was extremely poor.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:56, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

he can write?
That surprises me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Well, it's technically 'writing'.
There are words, put it that way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:59, Reply)

He can't write fucking lyrics*
I listened to the first few tracks of one of the albums that AB recommended and it was embarrassing teenage lolrudeword type bobbins.


*Assuming he is their lyricist
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Here, sitting in my room, with The Replacements and Husker Du, like a rebel without a clue
And the Beatles and the Stones get to hang out with Ramones
And the Pistols shunning fame, as they sing the old refrain
As they always will again, like 29 x the pain
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

wait, are those lyrics to his song?
because husker du are shit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I googled Wildhearts lyrics, and this doggerel is the most popular of them.
Oh dear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)

good job no one googled the lyrics to The Aubergine That Ate Rangoon

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:08, Reply)

wait, instrumental? bollocks is it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:08, Reply)

oh wait, I meant Reefer Madness
One night I was smoking dope, when I looked at
My hand, and I saw that I had eleven fingers
One of these fingers fell from my hand
Onto the carpet, crawled across the floor
Up on my shelf, inside my piggy bank and stole
My stash, stole my stash
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)

That whole album doesn't actually exist.
Same as all of them (bar that Stonehenge one) after PXR5, especially that fucking Elric one which is really shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

I haven't heard anything after Live 79
or Levitation, something around that era

Dave Brock is a massive cunt
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

He is famous throughout the world for being a whinging, stingy, backstabbing old hippy.
The only thing he has going for him is that he's not Nik Turner. He claims to have taught Eric Clapton his first chords, which I wouldn't be surprised to find out isn't remotely true.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

pretty sure he begs for spare change outside supermarkets most weekends

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

According to Wikipedia, he had the choice of slashing his wrists, or forming a band...

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Showing his piss-poor judgement fromt the off

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Internet lols.
Morning hippy, how's you?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:08, Reply)

yeah OK ta

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

It's no 'All we do is get screwed up
By other people's flaws
You think you know the answers
But we don't tell no lies'
I'll grant you, but it mostly rhymes and that's what proper lyrics do, right?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)

oh you shit, now I've got that song stuck in my head

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

You'll like 'Spirit of the Age' which has blatant paedoing in it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I like a song about pushbikes, me.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)