The morning after my brother's stag do was pretty bad
We'd played a fair amount of football the day before, my legs were so stiff I could barely walk.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:23, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My wrists are weaker than darths today :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Morning Aa,
how's it hanging?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Not too bad thanks Pookie, yourself?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Yeah ok.
Ended up in A and E early Sunday, I fell over pissed and carved my face up. Like a butcher's window at pres. Thought I'd broken my tyhumb too, just manked it up a bit.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)

That's pretty embarrassing grandad

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)

You should have seen the pavement though.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Clearly it was a cyclepath

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

That wasn't too bright

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)

No.
But it's done, so fuck it.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)

No one's going to want to fuck your face now :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

There's another hole to fuck now though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Did your face give you a funny look?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)

It spilled his pint.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)