I'd just like to say that I've not been here, but I am VERY upset by all of the pictures

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:39, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Don't you fucking start sunshine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)

i'm crying all over my keyboard and I might have to eat an entire nommy chorizo cayke to feel better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:42, Reply)

cry wank
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)

The two are synonymous.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)

They both end up with a damp tissue.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)

9.8/10

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)

What a shit name for a book

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:43, Reply)

i beg to differ
alright?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Yah maaan.
Had a surprise overnight w nipper on Sat and two full days - and have been offered Fri AND Sat nights next weekend too. Menkle.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Sounds like your ex has discovered the benefits of a weekend sans child
Watch she don't go too far the other way now though.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)

She'd definitely been on the bugle Sat night
I spoke to her at 10am when kiddo was due back at 11. Apparently some antibiotics she'd started made her really sick and kept her up all night vomiting. They also gave her a bunged-up nose which she failed to mention - but I said nothing as it meant I had the nipper til half five.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)

That's what I thought.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:54, Reply)

I think a few more months and you'll be applying for permanent custody, by the sound of it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Almost as bad as 'The New Death & Others'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:44, Reply)

....but not quite.
Aright hopalong?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Yeah. Did Lusty show you the picture? She was very cruel to me.
I cut the cast off on Saturday, still using one of the crutches to keep the weight off it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)

what have you done to yourself?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)

I broke/fractured a bone on the top of my foot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)

+ whilst pissed

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)

I wish I had been, wouldn't have hurt so much.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)

did you drop a shed on it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Wicked Witch of the West (London)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)

I can't stop banging on about it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)

OH GOD GIVE IT A FUCKING REST FOR ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE EH?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)

I, for one, am extremely upset.
Definitely not bored.
( Kroney, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:00, Reply)