Morning Monty, have you checked out the Bowie exhibition at the V&A yet?
The man is a living god by all accounts and people who say stuff like that know what they're talking about I'm sure. I also noticed that VUe cinemas or somesuch are going to be showing Labyrinth at a late night showing soon *buys tickets*...*rotates balls*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

he's a fucking talentless transvestite, just sayin

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I hate him even more than foreigners. I ent even lyin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I'd like to kick a biro down his ear

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I wish it had been me who lobbed that lolly in his eye.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)

pretty sure "lobbing a lolly in his eye" is gay slang for something unsavoury

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

I wouldn't know, soz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)

haha, we have a right laugh here don't we

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

hah, yeah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Course I have.
I've been 15 times already. I just love the chamaeleon of pop. He's so avant garde and 'ahead of the curve'. One of the best pieces of wanker journalism I've ever read concerned his recent album: the utter cunt writing it actually claimed that the 15 years silence between his last LP and this one 'was almost a piece of conceptual art in itself'. Jesus shitting Christ.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

he's a fucking talentless transvestite, just sayin

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

he's I'm


LOL!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)

haha, we have a right laugh here don't we

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Pfft
Someone sent me a link to the Top 100 tracks of the eighties according to NME t'other day. I quite like Joy Division/New Order but they had about five entries in the top 20 or sutin. They weren't that fucking good.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Joy Division are one of my favourite bands ever.
I'm quite the obsessive fan.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)

That's funny because they're fucking dreadful.
Ian Curtis was tone fucking deaf, looked like a prick and his 'stage prescence' was like watching a mongol having an eppy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)

He was the best one and all.
Pretty sure he WAS a mongol having an eppy though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1940779
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)

At least he had the good manners to kill himself.
Spared me the bother.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)

I believe we have to agree to disagree here about the dreadfulness, though not about the vocal talents of Ian Curtis.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Oh come on. It must have been like watching Battered sing karaoke.
With a Manc accent.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)

I find their music achingly beautiful acksherly
I could bore you with the reasons why but time and space do not permit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Thank Christ for that

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)

A ringing endorsement, if ever there was one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I like them too, but in the eighties I also liked Five Star and the Axel F theme
AND WHERE WERE THEY IN THE TOP 20, HUH?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)

My top 100 80s records would be almost all hip hop, a few neo-psych acts like Loop and some '88 acid house records.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Needs MOAR Billy Ocean

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)

^ this guy gets it!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)

He's certainly sharing the same dream

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)

tee hee

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Get out of my dreams

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)

My top 100 80s records would, inevitably, include most of Liquid Liquid's output, JAMC, Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, Temptation by New Order, a fair few Public Enemy records and a smattering of Detroit techno.
Actually, dunno if I could do 100. 50 definitely.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)

haha, you listen to shit music

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)

haha you're a dull prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

woah, no need to get upset

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

I'm just checking 'em.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

woah

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

They were total shit.
Was that top 100 based on a fans poll, a critics poll or sale?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Dunno
Deffo not sales, unless it was 12" sales as Blue Monday was No1. I'd expect the same result from people who write for NME and people who read NME. NME made me think I should like Dinosaur Jr back in the day, still not sure if I should or not.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)

No, they're shit and all.
People latched onto them as 'good' because everything else was so terminally shit. To this day idiots claim J Mascis is an 'amazing guitarist'. Amazingly shit, maybe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Quality guitarist

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Missing Link on the Judgement Night soundtrack is fucking brilliant guitar all the way through

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

That's the Del Tha Funkee Homosapien track, right?
I taped that album way back when it came out. My favourite tracks on it are that Slayer & Ice T track, the Biohazard & Onyx one and the Helmet & House of Pain one. Page Hamilton is another boss guitarist an' all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I like Del and indeed all those Hieroglyphics kids

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Me too.
Not overly keen on that track he did for Handsome Boy Modeling School, but he's an otherwise dependable emcee.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Thats the one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

J Mascis is an excellent guitarist.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)

NO REAL NAMES

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)

ANDREW MARR is an amazing guitarist

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)

I liked it when he did "Pump up the volume"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

surely when THEY did 'Pump up the volume'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

ANDREW MARR is a THEY?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

No, but the track was done by M.A.R.R.S.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

REALLY WAS IT?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)

YEAH, ANDREW MARR AND HIS CLONE, ANDREW MARR!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Yeah but what tyres would he prefer on a Mk2 Golf GTI?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)

4

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

No spare?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)

NO SPARE TYRE CHAT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)

^ this ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Don't want to offend any lolfatties

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Terrible bullying of b3th

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)

haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I liked it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Was he in the Smiths?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

No, The Strokes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Very good

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Only for a bit, he bought a magazine and a Ribena but then left in a hurry to catch his train

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

officesmirk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

lol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)