Yup.
there's a couple of very nice new builds that are cheap, spacious and have actual bedrooms, instead of closets full of beds and desks.

And australia doesn't say raging as a catchall, to my knowledge.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:00, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

blah blah blah fucking blah tl;dr

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)

calm down Zoggers, I'll use smaller words next time for you.
new house is big. has books, and big beds.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)

fuck books, books are cunt

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I love books.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)

books are shit, you can't click on them, they're not in 3D, most don't have any tit in them and they don't explode

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)

who the fuck are you anyway?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)

He's King Zog, mate.
I think he might be you, you big mental.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)

We bought him that mirror to give him a bit of company.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

I used to have a dog who went mental at the sight of herself in the mirror.
I think Zog has the same problem. Maybe you should get rid of it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)

yes
he should get rid of your dog
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)

If there's one thing I can't stand more than dogs, it's dog owners.
/ac
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

yeah well, at least I don't live in a dog's gunt full of bum parasites and acne
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)

That would be preferable to your shit gaff with no telephone table, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)

oh MAN, I was in town earlier and I forgot to buy a telephone extension lead
this is embarrassing
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)

I can't even get dubz today :(

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Not checkin' anything here, soz.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Really? Not even people* noncing up your kids?


*when I say 'people' I mean 'Bartleby'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)

I won't hear a word said against good old Barters
He was officially the first person to download my album.

/yes I am shoehorning that in again
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)

He admitted earlier to smearing sandwich spread on to the bottoms of 6 year olds.
WHEN WILL THIS DEPRAVITY END?

WHEN WILL THE KIDZ GET THE JUSTICE THEY DESERVE?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)

He's an unstoppable fiend and no mistake.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)

woah
check 'em
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)

wait, slow down. I should be writing this shit down

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Flamin' is more popular, right, you flamin' galah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)

pretty much.
Alright Monts?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Tip-top, ta. You?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)

comfy in bed.
Handed in an assignment, did a massive test, did four hours of lecture notes and babysat today. oh. And made gf spaghetti and meatballs.

So busy!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Hey Poppet, did you know that singer who died?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Angry Anderson?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Mildly peeved at you using my real name here, yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Not personally.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

It's not like they lead you to believe on Neighbours then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)

it's really not, Tangles.
Life is so much better than that twaddle.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Doesn't sound like it.
You don't even know any pop stars.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Not like me, I know fuckin LOADS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)

It's not like they lead you to believe on Eastenders then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)

It's like EastEnders but with members of The Libertines everywhere.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)

mmm that you know of.
Anywho, bed time for me.
Night, weirdos.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)

woah check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Did I do dubz?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)

you sure did

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)

I feel so proud.
I might telephone my mother.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Not sure if they have phones in the morgue, mate.


Oh, didn't anyone tell you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)

oh ok, I'll hang up in a minute
nearly finished here
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)

POWWWWW

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)