I'm going to move to Muswell Hill
It's really nice up there. When I move in I'll have a barbecue. I won't invite you because there'll be meat.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:13, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

yes you will
you love me

and i make excellent pasta/rice/potato "salads"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)

I made an incredibly lazy potato salad for a BBQ a couple of years ago, somehow got rave reviews
Potato, chives, pepper and a small spoon of mayo.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)

the secret ingredient is onion, for me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)

haha, "onion", like anyone eats that

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)

momo would

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)

he'd eat his own penis if he could find it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)

wouldn't we all?

( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)

The artist formally known asZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)

haha, "salad", like that's even a thing

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Salads? At a barbecue? What heresy is this?

( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Hiya!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Typical hippie hipster salad prick behaviour.

( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Hey, I was into quinoa before it was fashionable.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)

There are three acceptable types of calorie intake at a barbecue
1: Meat
2: Booze
3: Meat

Christ, I bet you do barbecues so wrong that you even let girls have a go.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)

This is correct.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I tend to turn up late and get stoned in the corner while all the fatties stuff themselves full of meat.
I don't know any girls :(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

what a great addition you must be to any party!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Not only the life, but also the soul.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)

I always do a little pasta salad, potato salad and some fresh salad whenever I host
It's a way of stopping the gluttonous bastards from eating all the meat too early.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)

you should really go to crouch end

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Oh man I can't wait for this, I'll bring some sausages and a paddling pool!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)

I won't invite you because you'll trip over your own paddling pool
and crash into the barbecue, ruining the food, my chances with all the h0t chix and resulting in the house being burnt down.

Or I'll get a call to say that somehow you've ended up twenty miles away with a thirty metre long sausage and can I help you attach it to your telly.

Either way, you're not invited.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)

tee hee *click*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)

soooo, don't bring the paddling pool?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)