I reckon the Scots will be alright,
I mean, they have a long history of surviving in spite of being useless and feckless and stupid.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:47, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Hoi!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)

And creepy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Yeah.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)

PROVE ME WRONG!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Know what?

Nah, I'll not bother.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)

if it helps,
i once spent about 40 quid in a bar in Edinburgh, so If i came back and did that again, i could help your economy. I'll be there if you go independent.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:07, Reply)

You're very welcome.

Your forty quid will get you about ten pints where I live.

I was £5.50 for a bottle of Peroni last night.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)

a large bottle i assume?
if they're charging 5.50 for a 330ml then you sir, are an idiot.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)

No, a small one. I handed over a fiver and the barman looked very sheepishly at me and asked for another fifty pee.

I'd never been in there before and I certainly won't be back.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)

thats a crazy price for a bottle of beer.
was the barman made out of gold breasts?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

No. He was from Tenerife.

It was a fairly upmarket hotel, mind you.

Even a fairly modest pub will charge £3.50 for a pint of draft lager.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)

i don't mind 3.50, because to be fair, i charge more than that pretty much across the board,
but breaching the 5 quid mark for a bottle is lunacy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)

They punch above their weight for their population.
Still Begbie sounding cunts though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Begbie's Edinburgh.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)

I am not one of the lucky people that received a university education and so don't have a degree in geography or Jockanese BUT I thought Edinburgh was in Scotland.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Of course it is. Not all Scots speak in the same accent. Ken?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Indeed.
Some of you are from Glasgow.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Or Thurso.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Yet you all sound the same.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)

You've obviously never heard someone speaking Doric.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)

There aren't too many Ancient Greeks where he lives, give him a break.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:01, Reply)

No name column please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Don't engage with them.
He won't fuck off otherwise.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Moi, moi
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:04, Reply)

*wuggles*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:05, Reply)

*wuggles back*

WTF's wuggles?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:06, Reply)

No idea.
Sounds suitably gay.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Ha.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:02, Reply)

NO REAL NAMES PLEASE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)

hahaha quality sarcasm here people.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Don't forget "ginger"
How anybody can stand living with that affliction I really don't....oh. Oh, how awkward.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)

you know what Kroney,
i used to like you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Not only does he stick in the knife
He has to twist it as well
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)

i'll twist your knife in a minute "Hartley Hare"
and anyone else who wants to mouth off and all.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)

\o/
Euphimism of the day
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)