because they have to be
after a lifetime of men being sexist and using words like "blobbing" and "babybrain"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:08, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Sounds like somebody else is blobbing.

( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

She can't hear you over the sound of her biological clock ticking.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Swipe's must be banging away like Big Ben's clock, by now.
Poor love.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)

The "bloop" was actually her womb crying out for spunk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

actually it's st stephen's clock, you ignoramus
that's the name of the tower
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Big Ben is the name of the bell, you idiot.
Therefore, Big Ben's clock is correct. Or, at least, acceptable.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Go easy on her - not only is she likely to be blobbing, but those eggs are in limited supply now.
Poor thing will probably have a little weep in the bogs later.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)

She'll have to bake a menopause cake soon
It’s a bit dry… why’s there no jam? Did you run out of eggs?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)

bring that shit ON
i've seen what my brothers' lives are like with kids. one of them has to pretend he is constipated just to get 10 minutes alone in the bathroom. and then his daughter will say wonderingly, "daddy's poos never smell."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)

it's certainly the name of my bell

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Mine's Helmut, which is lol on two levels
Firstly "lol nob gag"
Secondly, I'm French and easily dominated by the desires of my German overlords.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Isn't it the Queen Elizabeth tower, since the Jubilee?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)

not according to the pub quiz i went to, the other week

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Did you complain?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)