i did jump out of my skin one day though, when we had the builders in
when i was making salads carbs in mayo for a bbq. this voice behind me at the window said, "mmmm. tatty salad!" and i nearly died of shock. you don't expect that in a second floor flat.

stupid scaffolding.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think I've seen this film
Did you then invite him in to 'repair your washing machine'?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)

no
i waited for him to fuck off. NOBODY gets to share my special potato salad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)

these are all euphemisms right?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)

OG's kitchen window is similarly overlooked.
I did something very similar, except I got a wink from the grotty old trout having a ciggie in her doorway.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)

i don't believe you've ever made a salad in your life

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)

No, I was getting beer

( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)