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Massive invasion of privacy
They've put up scafolding around my flat and are working right outside my window. I avoid eye-contact at the best of times, let alone when I'm in my pants at home.
Would you lot feel uncomfortable with this, or am I being a total autistic? I don't want to have to wave or nod at someone every time I go for a glass of water.
imgur.com/vTUUhvy
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:06,
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Gonz, I believe the workmen will be every bit as uncomfortable
with looking at you in your pants as you would be. If this is any comfort.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:07,
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Do you think if I make them uncomfortable enough, they'll leave? This could be a challange.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:11,
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what's it for?
you have certain rights, such as the right for the landlord not to derogate from grant/to allow you quiet enjoyment, but if it's for genuine repairs to the building, and it's done reasonably, you ain't going to get no love from the court.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:07,
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I'm not sure, the roof or something like that. There's a sign downstairs that I haven't taken notice of yet, that has been up for a week or two.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:10,
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yeah..... probably a good idea to let them fix the roof, eh?
i say move in with your ma. if she has a problem with you being in your pants, she shouldn't have given birth to you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:11,
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I said this to my mum, once.
She replied "I wish I hadn't"
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:15,
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Or
"Je souhaite que je n'avais pas"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:17,
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I reckon a roof is quite handy, donno whats wrong with it, there's a flat between me and the roof though so I don't _need_ it that much, at the moment.
Ma left for cyprus yesterday, she's gone for 3 weeks. I suppose after a few days if I feel weird about it still, I can jog down hers for a little while, but she doens't live near any shops and as a non-driver, that sucks.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:15,
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They put up scaffolding because they have so much
money they need to spend it somehow.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:14,
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Curtains?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:08,
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I got some blinds, but on a day like today, i'm getting all the natural Vit D an office worker can ge.t
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:11,
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Not sure your skin will be synthesising Vitamin D through glass.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:20,
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You don't own the freehold do you, Gonz?
This will happen when you live in a flat.
Put some clothes on!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:12,
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A man shouldn't have to wear trousers in his own flat, Stunned.
I'm with Gonz on this one.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:15,
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but it's not his flat
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:17,
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tis
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:18,
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+T
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:20,
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only the air inside it is his
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:21,
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He owns the right to live there and so he owns the right to aerate his genitals within its confines if he so chooses.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:23,
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so buying within a freehold, is pretty much just renting?
except you can paint the walls a bit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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yeah, when your lease runs out, you'd have to give the flat back.
madness, it seems.
But, it means you don't have 10, 20, 60 flats responsible for building maintenance, ground rent etc
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:41,
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probably not true
most landlords demise the skin, ie the plasterwork and the surfaces of the floors, for the simple reason that the most expensive bits to maintain during the course of a long leasehold interest are the plaster and decor...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:23,
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I quite like my skin, it keeps my organs on the inside
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:31,
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Leasehold.
A man in this day and age should not have to wear clothing, with the only exception being whilst on the couch, and that's only because you can't fit the couch in the washing machine.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:17,
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It's a fair point.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:19,
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maybe just paint the windows black and be done with it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:13,
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I once did that to a red door
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:18,
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rolling stones first dr-
dammit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:19,
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tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:21,
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Just let it all swing free.
They'll soon look the other way.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:15,
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I once had a gay-off with my friend tom and our tounges touched before we called it a draw.
I don't think I want to play that game with these guys.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:16,
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My local decent beer shop has renamed itself in your honour.
They had to move premises and have renamed themselves Beer Gonzo.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:17,
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Hah !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:22,
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WTF?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:27,
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Oh come on, you went to a posh boarding school.
Are you seriously telling me that you never experienced anything like this?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:28,
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What a gap year cunt
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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He was just the taker
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:31,
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never, not even slightly
that is a very antiquated view of boarding schools. My was coed ffs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:37,
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Yeah, yeah
I bet it was all daisy chains after lights out.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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stop projecting you noncing fantasies onto me tangledupinbartleby
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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Are you really telling me you've _never_ heard of a gay-off ?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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i've heard of army fuck up doing shit, not "normal-ish" people
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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i live on the second floor and only the kitchen window is really overlooked
so i get quite used to not having to care about being careful. just one episode where i thought i could get a drink in the nak at 3am; didn't realise that opening the fridge door would illuminate my grotbags for the "delight" of the guys playing poker in the opposite kitchen. science fail.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:17,
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i did jump out of my skin one day though, when we had the builders in
when i was making
salads carbs in mayo for a bbq. this voice behind me at the window said, "mmmm. tatty salad!" and i nearly died of shock. you don't expect that in a second floor flat.
stupid scaffolding.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:18,
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I think I've seen this film
Did you then invite him in to 'repair your washing machine'?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:21,
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no
i waited for him to fuck off. NOBODY gets to share my special potato salad.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:24,
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these are all euphemisms right?
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Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:45,
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OG's kitchen window is similarly overlooked.
I did something very similar, except I got a wink from the grotty old trout having a ciggie in her doorway.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:21,
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i don't believe you've ever made a salad in your life
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:24,
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No, I was getting beer
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:25,
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Surely they were hanging low enough for them not to be visible through the window?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:18,
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nah
really really big windows, sadly
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:19,
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fl;oor to ceiling
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:24,
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et tu ap-e
:(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:24,
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I'm sorry, sometimes I lash out at the cruel world that mocks me so
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:26,
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humph
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:28,
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lovely lady humphs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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Hello there LUKA
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:19,
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Message from your builders: please put you cock away. It may only be a mushroom, but they still don't want to see it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:20,
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i suspect his penis poncho covers it anyway
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:22,
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is that another term for gunt?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:24,
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I saw it on Embarassing bodies when some geez had lots 20 stone or something
the left over loose skin formed a sort of pomncho that covered his tiny cock.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:25,
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so he could have used his cock to prop it up
like a big top tent
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:28,
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not sure his cock worked any more to be honest, it was sorry looking thing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:28,
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Oh thank goodness they can find it, I ain't seen it in months. Where was it? I checked in YOUR MUM, that was the last place I remember using it, but didn't wanna accuse anyone of anything.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:23,
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If you find it up his Mum
can you see if my car is still there.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:26,
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And my coat.
Gets a bit warm up there and by the time I'd finished, I had clean forgotten I was wearing one.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:27,
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Grab my hard backed illustrated entire works of Shakespeare would ya?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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and my 1:10 model of the Bismark
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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"YOU HAVE FUCKED MY BATTLESHIP"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:33,
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Just had NASA on the phone - seems one of their Saturn V's is missing, could you just check?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:33,
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I found a Channel 4 camera crew, they're doing some documentary on Horders and got lost on the way out.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:34,
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lols
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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No, it's a Disney crew doing the next Star Wars flick
it saved them building a Sarlacc set all over again.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:51,
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At least he has pants on
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:33,
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The obvious solution is to stay in the only room in the flat that they are not overlooking until they have finished their work.
If you do need to fetch anything from another room, crawl on the floor.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:34,
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That's what I do if I ever have working class people in the house fixing things.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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A British Gas man is currently "servicing my boiler"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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Hide in the bedroom until he has gone.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:36,
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I'm at work
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:36,
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Hide in the loos then.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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loos? you middle class prick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:43,
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Have you and Monty got a special word that marks you out as having better breeding?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:45,
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"Crap Crucible"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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"Shitter"
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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shit shack
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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i lurk just outside so they don't nick or soil anything
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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Too risky
What if they ask you about 'the match' or try to engage you in some technical chat about whatever they're fixing?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:40,
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I work in marketing and advertising
I can bullshit my way through most things
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:41,
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I just find it incredibly difficult to follow what they are saying, ironically enough because they tend to pepper their speech with phrases like "Do you know what I'm saying?"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:44,
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yes and nod, if they are laughing laugh.
if they look serious, look serious.
They're not very bright, you'll easily fool them. But you may end up agreeing to some fairly racist ideas.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:45,
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But I don't know what they're saying.
We used to have a guy worked in the warehouse here who would add an unnecessary confirmation of what he had just said at the end of every sentence:
"I'm going to do such and such, I am"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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what do you sell from your warehouse?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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Snake oil.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:51,
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how much?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:54,
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I do you very good price, no?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:55,
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no for srs, what do you do?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:57,
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I'm an expert on matters such as this:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1944119
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:00,
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Do it proper ninja style though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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Look up their shorts
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Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:36,
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Just draw the curtains, and masturbate to your heart's content.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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this^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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thinking of their burly arms around you
hammering away into your grotesque cloaca, just like how they're hammering the scaffolding. Be the scaffolding gonz
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Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:44,
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Speaking as an ex scaffolder,
I've seen some fucking sights. This sounds reasonably grim.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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admit it, you're aroused. Visibly and audibly
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Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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draw open
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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I want to go to the pub.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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I'd settle for a can on a park bench right now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:55,
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this^
Fucking shitter of a day today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:57,
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Both sound good
But seeing as I am stuck here till 5, I’d rather have a new thread
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:58,
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can't you just curtains
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:44,
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