I hope you don't end up getting divorced for fucking a foreign prostitute.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:36, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Nakers....Stag do......Amsterdam..........
*grabs calculator to do the maths*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)

He'll end up shagging a man by mistake

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Not sure they'll be any maths involved tbh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Sure there is - got to make sure you're not carrying more than 2g at a time.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Good point, I'll get a weighing app for my phone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:42, Reply)

And remember: before and during - never after.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I've had two pints and a sambucca....

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Best get on it as soon as you land then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Are you a smoker?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Use to a lot, as in everyday like a fucking prick
These days just occasionally
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Just in the Main square facing the train station in the oposite far left hand corner
there is an allyway, there's a bar there that has pool tables upstairs one of the few places we found that you can get both beer and a smoke at the same place
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)

I don't fuck prostitutes even if you like to have a dabble whilst off 'surveying'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Firstly, I'm not a surveyor
secondly, I wasn't talking about me you bent spastic.

I was implying that Battered is getting divorced for all the Polish gash he's had wrapped around his mediocre penis.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I thought you were a surveyor

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I'm not.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)

So what are you I your not a surveyor?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)

I'm one of the many other jobs that don't involve being a surveyor.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Roofer then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Yeah, okay, that'll do.
As far as your concerned I'm a roofer.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Isn't that what they call people who put "Roofies" in girl's drinks?
I mean, I know its not, i'm not stupid, the "Roofies" probably aren't even called that. BUT IMAGINE IF IT WAS, this would be funny.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Especially if I was Psychochomp
Because he's a rapist.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:00, Reply)

He's a terrible rapist, in the respect that the furthest he's ever got to raping someone was a wank and a dream.
One of the worst rapists in the world, really.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)